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You got the hat, the slacks, a round with Tiger Woods...
And that's not all.
He’s SUPER white!
-And the joke? -Oh. Yes.
DALE: Three. HANK: Yes.
I just changed it to Souphanousinphone when I moved to Texas.
How would you like to play Nine Rivers tomorrow as my guest?
-Especially when the sewer backs up. -Sorry.
-Boy, I hope they have forks. -All right, Hank...
All-Asian? No. At least not by design.
Say, the alarm in my Mercedes is on the fritz.
Maybe we go there sometime, watch PGA tournament together.
because they not good enough to play there like you...
Cohibas!
Nine Rivers turn us down six times already.
to get my brand, Kahn.
You know, anybody who went to all this trouble to build a replica...
That's why I left Jeans West, that's why I don't bowl on Tuesday nights, and....
Seriously. You're on the bubble.
Huh? What was that?
You look much younger on the label.
Well, I've been asking for a batting cage since the day we moved in.
And even though Nine Rivers had...
That was my second shot and it didn't even go in.
Leaving us to play with his fancy new friends on his fancy-ass golf course.
Oh, no. It's surprisingly affordable. Especially for new members.
which grows more upright and gives a cleaner cut.
We invite him over, fill him with the liquor and pop the question.