HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
No! The product's not going anywhere.
Maybe I didn't have my coffee strong enough this morning.
You didn't warn me. [ grunts ]
Across the plains of what you call north america.
Let's just see, shall we? I think we shall.
That's impossible. I snipped you mysel--
Yes, paul. Your father.
Slap it. Ow.
What's next? Let's burn some [bleep] down.
[ country music plays ]
And not just in my penis.
You [bleep] idiot.
[ clattering ]
When they take a baby away for circumcision...
We just published your phone number online.
Will always honor its past.
[ mouse clicks, up-tempo music plays ]
She was the love of my life, helen, and she's in that house.
Why didn't anyone tell me? [ slurps ]
[ siren wailing ] [ gasps ]
A walk?
Get me a wireless account and a laptop.
[ cellphone beeps ] mer, gillian,
Is that a phone line, in a van?
Not a guy. [ groans ]
How everyone expects her to fail, wants her to fail.
I set up a webcam
Two, admit that you are unqualified
Now that we have a website, we need to choose a photo of you.
Birdgirl!
Hey, guys, it's miriam.