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They'll see "hands clasped,
Talking foreskin?
I should be a slam poet.
Mm. You can turn that off.
Oh, I somehow wish I could step away.
It's my power now!
Yo, dudes, it's the mother[bleep] topple girls.
Topple nation: [ distorted voice ] well-done, judy.
Until we found him, half wild, and nursed him back to health.
There's gonna be some blowback. [ zipper closes ]
♪♪
Come on, come on!
I'm not apologizing, and I'm not changing the can.
Why are you wearing a gopro?
"get your hand around it."
That I may or may not have heard.
[bleep]
He's got cancer. What do you want?
Which is why I'm here.
Birdgirl: ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪
Call the factory.
[ keys clack ]
Allow me to introduce you
Now proceed with this three-minute
Between humans and foreskins,
Sure, that slim-can topple new new is 50% cheaper.
How'd you know we were calling from a landline?
Ooh! [ slurps ]
Uh-huh. He felt guilty
[ gagging ]
Aah!
You've got five minutes.
Than the all-staff you're not at?
If just for a moment?
Not yet.