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in a manner that is oversimplified and often incorrect.
Charles?
I believe that part.
But Dr. Orwell's an eye doctor. Skeletons don't even have eyes.
- We'll get your leg fixed up. - It can't be fixed.
I wish I knew.
Let's go on. Together.
I don't think I can hold them off much longer, boss!
And this will be the worst accident the lumbermill has ever seen.
Doesn't concern me? I'm your partner.
Maybe this can help.
For employee eye exams.
- Lucky, push that lever forward! - Lucky, pull the lever backward!
Can I get a boost?
I think it's the entire mill.
Frankly, I never thought weekly eye exams
it can cause chaos but also save lives.
Lucky, would you like to reverse the direction of the log?
Now get back to work!
I don't have them.
to a place where you'll learn the value of discipline and child labor.
And don't take your eyes off those orphans!
Hey. Hey, wait. Hey! Hey!
Oh, hello, children.
- No. - Take it off.
and why they're happy to work for coupons and gum.
♪ We thought we'd be happy together ♪
Pleasure.
You wouldn't have the Baudelaires at all if it weren't for me.
How in the world does a child know a word like inordinate?
Hur-rah!
- I don't see it. - Sunny!
He was hypnotized, just like the rest of the workers here!
The death of noted scientist Dr. Montgomery Montgomery
I'm finished, Eleanora!
but there will still be a fatal accident at the lumbermill tonight.
Dr. Orwell has provided free eye exams to Lucky Smells employees for years.
Rules, traditions...
Keep this up and you'll earn your dorm lights back in no time.
And you certainly won't find it in time to save Charles.
I just stopped by to see if everything was running smoothly, and I'm glad I did.
because you know people who have similar experiences.
- I know, right? - We can hear you back there.
YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND I LOVE IT
Here's a fun bit of trivia.
But not anymore.