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- And with my right - And with my right
♪ Seven sons had Father Abraham head ♪
Good night, Helen.
Come on.
But, I'll be honest, the fact that I find you moderately attractive,
I don't mean I haven't not called you, because that's a double negative,
Like you say, Gerry, I'm Helen's best friend.
District Line trains are subject to extensive delay.'
- It's 4:00 in the afternoon. - Of course it is. Sorry.
I suppose being a Gemini has its down sides.
♪ Push the door, I'm home at last ♪
What's going on?
- They're Beatles lyrics, aren't they? - I don't know. Sorry.
- You said shagging. - Wanker!
♪ Coming up for air ♪
Sorry. Excuse me.
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ I like it ♪
and you get off before me, and you think I'm following you.
Co-Producer David Wisnievitz
Helen, wait. Please, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Now please do me a favour and go away!
That I may reboard the train!
One - that was close.
And then dry.
♪ It's drenched in me ♪
a PR job... a proper one.
There was a bottle and one glass because...
I've had a horrible day.
'I have taken 2 hours off work, Gerry.'
despicable, lying,
I'm gonna let you have carnal knowledge of a lamb passanda,
Quite clearly.
I'll come straight away. OK, thanks.
Will you come and see me?
No, I mean, don't think that I have not called you.
It's over!
No. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
with all the testosterone flying about the place.
I have wanted to tell you so many times, and...
Sorry.
- What have you got? - Brandy.
Two months ago, I want Gerry to come around. James comes around.
♪ And I ♪
"With Mars in the ascendancy,
♪♪ Everybody stretch up for funky jazz ♪
'You were there, and you had a funny mask over your face
♪ Of my life ♪
OK.
according to the police because they didn't...
♪ I can do anything ♪
Look, if it makes you feel any better, you see that bloke over there?
You know, she's not jumping through hoops,
So there's no big deal, is there?
Bullshit, bullshit. We're in P R. That's what we do, isn't it?
♪ Just like she did before ♪
but I don't really know anything about you
Well, at the risk of sounding old-fashioned, I'll pick you up at 8:00.
I said I was going to the library, so I've come to the library.
You know? Well, I went to pieces as you can imagine.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
But something's happened to me since I've met you...
Hey, you know what the Monty Python boys say...
I don't want to be a confusion in your life, Helen. I don't truly.
♪ I miss the bus and there'll be hell today ♪
♪ Is having the best day ♪ ♪ of my life ♪♪
You all right, luv? Oh, it's a bit of a nasty cut.
Anna, don't do that.
♪ And I've seen the signs, I know ♪
So, having firmly established the ground rules,
is reading their horoscope in the hope they're going to get wiped out