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Yeah, that would be stealing.
No, absolutely--
From now on, we can only rely on each other.
That would be bad.
[closing alert sounds]
it's too 20-something for me.
It's basically where a fuck ton of terrorists call home, Owen.
-Okay, I'll call in sick. -Uh-huh.
Oh... [chuckles]
-[librarian] What? -Yeah, super grotesque.
Their operational functionality means jack squat.
Checking in.
I intend to make amends, so I can come home.
Who cares? All we have to do is let it be known that you're friends of ours,
Now, the chief of staff to the president owes me a huge favor, and I owe you one.
Oh, that steak looks so good.
Well, you had a need.
-I am so dead. -[yells]
Sweetheart, sometimes we all have to put on our big girl pants
I went to Vienna. Next thing I know,
Come on, really?
♪ Take me to another place ♪
Fuck you.
He's dating my roommate.
The exam is tomorrow, and this is the book the professor always quotes.
I would rather be in the know if there's a shitstorm coming.
I have pictures.
than die because you trusted the wrong person.
Oops, I think that was supposed to be a secret.
Try it on.
[sighs]
Yeah. It's great.
-Car is picking us up in 20 minutes. -I have work.
Owen?
-Is that Owen? -What? Where?
But now that we've crimed together, we might as well study together.
Which means that you are an empty threat.
But, hey, look, if you play nice, then we all win, no?
So you screwed up the time zones?
Yeah. I mean, a little bit.
and I learned the hard way you don't tell anyone anything
Hey, would you mind holding that for a second?
There's something Jeff could help me with since he works at the White House.
We'll be ready for our part, so don't fuck up yours.
You know, you could just take the book.
I just don't trust Dawn Gilbane.
-[indistinct chatter] -[sirens wailing]
That's what I have him for.
Together.
♪ So I won't feel this pain anymore ♪
Hi, we're here to see Markus Fischer.
Hey, do you mind if I get into the bathroom really quick
Even though Nyland sent us?