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Did you get that?
For example, did you know...
very early versions of the Cyber operating system
Uh, ma'am, Missy said
So, good news, I kidnapped the Cyber-Planner
And you, kid... things.
Fry anything alive that entered the water.
It's been an education.
Angie!
Time Lords.
Stay where you are! Whoops!
Doctor?
Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
Emotions, Doctor,
Thank you, Doctor. For what?
As the battle raged between humanity and the Cyberiad,
Have you reported it to the Imperium?
and the Cyber-Planner's installing a patch for the gold thing.
It's a puppet, monofilament strings, which means the brains are in...
Okay.
Go on.
Only one gun?
Live for the Empire, fight for the Empire,
That's the right answer. Come on, let's go home.
Just pulling in the local resources.
Attack formation!
Even one Anti-Cyber Gun is a miracle.
and only here to destroy you at chess.
You can't convert non-humans.
0.238 of the brain is still in the balance.
Get out of my head!
sir.
I'll bring the chess board. Let's get out of here.
warp jump into orbit,
Right now.
I'm not human.
What?
but now he's back...
And yet it moves.
there's a local transmat link open to your home.
And you lot...
You will be upgraded.
That's cheating. No, no, no, no, no.
Right, right, well, okay.
and get the children back.
you let the children go,
You know I didn't.
You will be upgraded. Welcome to the Cyberiad.
she saw something and then she went quiet.
The rules of chess allow only a finite number of moves.
Yeah, yeah. That one. Now, tell me.
along with knowledge of time travel, but if I win,
I have not one but three Cybermen in my collection.
You're playing chess with yourself? And winning.
You see?