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Me.
I have learned so much from you, Doctor.
why is there no record of you anywhere in the data banks of the Cyberiad?
If you find a Cyberman and you can't destroy it immediately,
That's what happens when you're emperor.
That's your secret weapon?
fix their weaknesses and destroy us.
if we cannot immediately find and destroy it.
Doctor, let go. I can't.
Your orders come from me.
I was sent here because I didn't follow orders.
You will be upgraded.
How long do we have to stay here? Not long.
Prove you're you.
that's just a little bit too...
Hello. Hello.
The Time Lords invented chess.
He means...
How funny you are.
Put me down! I hate you!
We all die in the end. Does it matter how?
A million star systems,
Tell me something only the Doctor knows.
Comfy? Sleep well.
of the famous...
who knows what we'll get next? But I can.
Doctor... Three million Cybermen.
My pleasure. Thank you for coming. Now, I've got something for you.
into the Cyberiad as a Cyber-Planner.
and the infamous.
We're a punishment platoon.
Hello? I'm bored.
is going to be the most efficient...
I just feel sorry for the poor blighter
you get out of my head,
The Doctor will stop you. He can't even access the lips.
Well, come on. You call yourself a chess-playing robot?
It's time to get up.
Wish I'd known that before I landed here.