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I'm Ms Smith's assistant. Can I get you something while you wait?
Don't let it eat my heart.
has jeopardised the economy and put every real estate agent in the country out of work.
- So, you mean when you succeed, I succeed? - Exactly.
Yeah.
I can't be a real estate agentjust because you say so. It takes years to get a licence.
I even put out some nice mixed nuts.
- See there? - What a relief.
Congratulations. I just thought you were fat.
You know what looks good? Francine bent over that sink.
I'll be Admiral Finch and you'll be Lady Constantina, my real estate agent.
We'll promenade around, delighting young and old with our banter.
I was gonna hitch a ride home, but I bit my thumb off.
Why do you always make everything so complicated? The plan is quite simple really.
- No kidding. You need a vagina. - Yeah, vaginas are great. Wish I had one.
I was helping the homeless while you were being a loser.
Overreacting!? Overreacting?!
I lost a pile of dough on that one-thumbed psycho.
Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired.
Reporters. That's right, Francine, members of the liberal media.
I'll give you $10 not to tell me this story.
- Greg. - Relax. Everybody knows.
My job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby.
Do you know what those two are?