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Tony Collins thinks everyday!! Nah. I look sharp.
SAMANTHA: Well, look at this. DANNY: This technique...
One of two things.
Well, you know, money's no issue. So...
I always thought, whoever you were,
Good night, Danny.
It's not my dream job, but it's steady,
(HORN TOOTING)
Where?
Hey, Ray!
I was wondering if you could help me with something.
Oh. Okay.
You ever hear of this place, the Banana Republic?
Are you happy?
So what's goin' on?
Frank.
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
Kiss?
Tell your dad I said hello, Kate.
You know, I'm going to be here in a couple of months.
Fuck, you're kidding me?
DANNY: Yeah, I think you've said enough.
A blog. It's a...
Not yet, Mr. Collins.
but, wow, all she does is talk about you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I gave Nicky my Mercedes.
And then maybe I could have avoided living such a bullshit life
That's it. That's as far as I got.
But other than that, it's beautiful.
Okay. Nice to meet you. Have a good life.
And I thought... I said I thought it would.
(SNORTING) You know, I decided to start...
who can't keep her nipples covered
(CHUCKLING) I hate to tell you, buddy.
I've been breaking down for 40 years.
and see if it's okay.
I was unsure of, um, what was appropriate.
I thought it'd be fucking easier than this. (CHUCKLING)
Hope, your favorite flower is a...
we'll go over the test results together,
All with the usual bullshit excuses.
So what are we going to do? We going to get your permission?
We prefer to tailor a program to the child's needs.
You, too, Mr. Collins.
Learning issues, behavioral stuff, all of it.
Ah.
Tom Donnelly. DR. KURTZ: Danny Collins.
(CHUCKLING)
I don't need you to say anything, man. I just need you to leave.
He's talking about three weeks of this target therapy shit.
DANNY: (SLURRING) Mary!
Yes, all the way. Yes!
Toast
SAMANTHA: You made the picture. I made the picture. Yeah.
No, I'm not sick.
Wait, hold it!
Pleasure's definitely been all mine, Danny.
I get that a lot. What's your name?
except to say that it was a wild thing she did when she was 23
Whoo!
(SLURRING) Peachy. Thank you for asking.
I hope that's okay.
See you at my surprise party, buddy.
Any room will suit me fine.
DANNY: So I'll see you guys in Pittsburgh?
Give me a little credit, will ya? Sophie?
It's at a bar, huh?
Don't say anything to anyone.
Are you ready? Yup.
Can I ask you a question?
Down came the rain and it washed the spider out
Doctor's got her on full bed rest now.
I'll keep making passes and we'll see who quits first.
Yeah, that's just because you drank all the booze
and what I see in Hope's records,
Then you can take me to dinner. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
I didn't know... Hi, Samantha. Hi.
AUDIENCE: Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.
I'll tell you when we get home.
I’m walking blind upon this road In search of higher ground.
Or severely hyperactive.
SAMANTHA: So, is this just K through 5 or all the way K through 8?
MAN #2: Yeah.
(PHONE RINGING)
What fun stuff? Like... No, we're just gonna go back home. Right?
If it's taken, then maybe I stand a chance.
Mr. Collins, say goodbye to Hope.
who I've never met before.
That explains it.
Okay. Well, there you go. Have a great time.
(SINGING) It's spring
Well, that's fucked up in all kinds of ways now, isn't it?
What about you?
One album, my songs didn't sell,
I'm sick.
Okay. Okay. (CHUCKLING)
And he finished it with, Well, what do you think of that?
Let's Get Making in a Mister Maker Marathon, Make it... Now here's Mister Maker, Make it Mister.... Time for More Mister Maker, Make...
Mmm.Ah.