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(DOOR CLOSING)
I agree. Yeah.
Holy shit!
So I started futzing around on the Internet,
Possibly more complicated an explanation
Oh, it was a he. Oh, okay. He.
Stay the fuck away from my family.
Drink as many as you want. On me. Danny.
Frank, I decided,
I fell asleep at the wheel.
In this case, yes.
Hi, Grandpa!
Yes, I am. Wow!
HOPE: (SINGING) The itsy-bitsy spider came up the water spout
Can you just...
Deal.
If I became, you know, rich beyond the dreams of avarice, you know,
is that he's got a good heart.
That's not what this is about.
Then let it out in one big...
Wherever.
I mean, the time he liked your white cell count. Remember that?
SAMANTHA: Thank you. Okay.
Okay. (STAMMERING) The kid out front?
But I'm going away.
Danny Collins showed up at our house.
That's what we want.
Stay true to yourself.
He just keeps it up his ass half the time.
That's cute.
Everything he says upsets me.
Go ahead, man.
till their kids leave for college.
we have had a shortage of famous fall-down drunk musicians lately,
Okay.
which I didn't just tell you about,
It's been a real struggle for us.
It's been happening for weeks, at least since you got back.
On, a gig?
Sure. Just have a seat, Mr. Donnelly.
Packing. Oh.
MAN #1: Jesus H!
drunker than I'd been the night before, the dumb shit.
I'm sorry?
(CHUCKLING) What am I going to do?
Just don't want any.
My second wife actually was one of the stars of Gilligan's Island.
Band's out there, ready.
I will tweet this to you. Awesome.
No, that's okay.
That's what we're looking for.
DANNY: Sophie!
You know... Uh, Jesus, Sophie.
In my mind
Always with the same note.
I'm telling you this, and I've got to ask,
Mmm. You know...
When a famous musician starts getting fall-down drunk in a hotel bar
I mean, what else is there?
and it took me half the day
Okay, Danny.
So I can get the fuck out of New Jersey.
Shit.
Yoko and I read your interview.
WOMAN #1: Baby Doll! WOMAN #2: Baby Doll!
May I...
Come to papa. (CHUCKLING)
You're a dinner tease.
You can go in there, it doesn't work.
We'll have to get that fixed for you, Mr. Collins. How was the show?
Okay.
And if it doesn't, then it happens quick.
(WHISTLING)
Surprise.
FRANK: Danny? Hey.
I mean, I guess this means that finally you'll let me buy you dinner?
I am right in the front row.
I lost my nerve.
(LIFT WHIRRING)
Come in! It's unbolty thinged.
Do you remember who did the original assessment?
There's one of those people at the... (LAUGHING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFLING)
There you go. From the cheeksy-mouth. (COUGHING)
Of course I'm right, I'm always right. (SCOFFS)
(GRUNTING)
So...
We'll have, uh, dinner afterwards. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
I hate my boss.
Look, you want a little bit of the real world, huh?
how I allowed it to go on this long.
Nicky Ernst. Absolute pleasure to meet you.
You did this.
...to your music.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Look, I got a great doctor in New York.
Look at this.
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
so we're not being rude 'cause...
Exactly, I mean, you're meeting
I just couldn't...
Babe?