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I was on this plane where the flight attendant-
Duty's nothing. It's like sales tax.
But you aren’t president, are ya, Joe?
- Do you recognize me? - No.
What if my kidneys burst?
Wake up, you human slug. Wake up.
You go in, close the door, the light comes on.
You don't understand. There's a blurb about me in this.
You're eating my food.
Usually I get five dollars a tooth
Kramer, you cannot abandon people in an airport pickup.
Well...
More No Sweat? More Everything!
Excuse me.
- Wait up! - Wait up!
See those wrinkled jeans slung over the chair?
What is your name?
- Come on, but they don't eat pigs. - They do if it's killed right.
He's sleeping, and I have to go to the bathroom.
Wrong Sub.
Excuse me.
Get your knees up you run like a girl
And that really makes a big difference.
...little bathrooms that they have on the plane.
He asked me. But you were gone so long, I thought you switched seats.
Couldn't be.
Would you move your seat up, please?
- Yeah, 13C. That's me. - Sorry.
More anything? More everything!