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Shivakamini Somakandarkram.
All I know is when I hold it, I will sing.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. No, I actually wanna win this thing this year.
What? No, that is crazy, come on.
- She is my girlfriend. - She's my doctor.
This is by far the most destructive season ever.
I have an examination this afternoon. So I will also have to decline.
Mm-hm. And it's about my testicles...
There's a V engine in there. A certain amount of horsepower.
What'd I tell you?
- We won. - Oh, Rodney!
Chances are, there'll be one inside.
- Taco, what are you doing? - Oh, goddamn it.
Oh, I am very sorry to hear that.
Pete lost. We won. I'm gonna take Shiva and make her mine.
- No. - You didn't even make the playoffs, Taco.
- A couple generations of Shiva. - What is this?
And I only offer it to special clients.
- Shiva. - Yeah.
Oh, you don't have the NFL Super Fan package?
good, kind, gentlemanly competition.
And I just wanted to come in...
Shivakamini.
- Really? - Horrible.
You wanna find a hot woman, look to the Volkswagen Jetta.
Why are you making your own?
Whatever Andre had going for him Ruxin has surely soiled by now.
Game?
I'd rather leave knowing we were very thorough.
Taco, why are you coming? You live a block away from the bar.
You know, no amount of fiddling is going to help you now, okay?
Yeah, hello, roadside assistance?