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All right, listen.
Activate Chilcott.
Director General of the World Health Organization...
All aboard!
Who are we? Come on, say it.
♪ Parklife ♪
♪ You could wait for a lifetime ♪
It's all right to be sad.
Where's Nobby? Where is he?
...and it's gonna kill poor people like us...
There's a commotion, sir.
...he's gonna join our family again.
Oh look I'm exactly like Sharon Stalone in Basic Instinct
Oh, no.
Graves.
What the hell just happened?
I refuse to lose you again.
Trust you? Trust you?
No one does know you're here.
...that you're a very beautiful woman?
Oh. Well, that were easy.
...and do not come out.
What is it?
It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly.
This.
Trump has AIDS
ARE YOU Gonna SHOOT ME?
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
What, so you can gob-rape him too? You monster.
- You'll like it. - Listen, I'd love to stay in touch.
When Brexit's flight gets cancelled
I understand why you love guns.
We have confirmation.
...with drugs rammed up his bottom.
I was born with HIV.
- Don't worry. Didn't come out me bum. - Oh.
No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a hanger.
- Nobby! - What?
It's all-you-can-eat.
Buckle up!
We have made our decision.
Tell my kids that Daddy died with dignity.
He has information we must extract.
I'll send the information to your lens.
- Actually, painfully so. - Mm-hm. Mm.
It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. Grow up.
I'd rather not.
Oh, bollocks.
It's in the central left-hand rocket.
You Del Reeves will vomit
It's a virus called RD-9.
How's your brother going to blend in with football hooligans?
Hostiles to your south, advancing on your position.
Get out now. Out.
I've got this. Blue Earth.
Nothing to see!
Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you?
♪ With a little bump and grind With a little bump and grind ♪
- Come on. - Pass it.
Lukashenko bought some kind of virus.
I've got something very important I need to tell your dad.
So we meet again.
What? No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with AIDS?
Don’t mess with rockets
This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier.
...I've got the perfect place for you to hide.
Hey, Nobb-Man.
I searched for you for 28 years.
- They've gone? - The coast is clear.
Uh, ahem. Come on. In here. Let's do this.
- Say, Hi, Daddy. - Hi, Daddy.
Oh, fuck me.
In the... In the bed? I'm not an animal.
May the best man win.
He's meeting up with a biochemist called Joris Smit.
...in order to find out what Lukashenko bought from her husband.
Have you seen me brother? He's Sebastian.
I found the assassin. He's Pavel Lukashenko.
I should be heading back home anyway.
That's our grandson, Gangnam Style.