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...and Harry Potter has AIDS.
I think I might've mixed up our needles.
Ooh.
Good luck, Nobby.
It's either that or a life of crime.
And at the base of it...
You'd rather make love to a maid than me?
As Jesus said, Thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother.
Yeah.
- Come on. Get over me shoulder. - Aah!
- What, and cheat on Dawny? Never. - You need to seduce her...
take care
But it's not all right to stand there and whinge like a low mopey bastard.
Okay. I come soon.
Behind you!
If I help you, I'll be arrested.
It's an elephant bukkake party.
Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up.
- Missed you, Dad. - Missed you too.
- Got her? - Bingo.
Whoo...
Fooking Twat
We're digging into his background now, sir...
How now?
No, I'm not okay.
I need another asshole.
Nobby.
In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot?
I might've mentioned you couple of times over the years.
Although I don't know who she is. I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney.
But Mr. and Mrs. Graves, these boys are inseparable.
Okay, Mr. Shelton.
Or as I like to call it, WorldCure.
You don't have guts.
You are going to have to take his place.
Oh, no, it's not.
Fookin twat
...as much as we thought.
I'll be there soon.
Oh, no.
It's imperative no one know that I'm here.
Dad, you're never gonna find him.
Target heading southwest through the German section.
Find out who that is. You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid.
Bukkake
It's England who are looking more likely to steal a late winner.
Are those your bollocks? Heh.
Oh, no! It's going over the bar!
...has tested positive for HIV.
- I'll be gone for a couple of hours. - Why? What are you up to?
Nobby?
Donald Trump has AIDS.
Thank you.
...which lined, uh...
Nobby, I need you to listen to me.
Pitch invasion!
This is me with some free booze.
Well, let me tell you something about scum:
Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life:
We need to go across the pitch.
Daddy was Palestinian.
Quick. In there. Let's go.
- Jodie, where's the virus? - I still can't find it.
This killing business is a right laugh, isn't it?
Exactly.
Now complete on Bravo 1, following Bravo 1.
- What's that smell? - That's me. Milky Pimms.
Seb, can I press this red button?
Take care, eh?
Got you.
No.
Time to say goodbye to your...
- You did it. - We did...
Come on!
Go on. Shoes off.
Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir.
- It's not easy to remember them all. - Aah!
Morning, officer.
...and I'm never gonna let you leave me again.
Hakuna Matata Wilson
...because the final whistle will trigger what we are told will be...