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Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right?
I've been looking for you.
No, it says 2016.
- Come back, Nobby! - No.
Hey.
Okay. What would you like written on your gravestone?
I know he's out there somewhere.
I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?
♪ She's a bitch To all the boys and girls ♪♪
Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested.
We are not alone.
It fills the fractures in my ankle...
Well, think about it.
♪ He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times ♪
Come on.
Don't worry. I won't leave you!
- My shot was compromised. - Take him out!
- Come on, come on. - So little time remaining.
♪ And morning soup can be avoided If you take a route straight through ♪
♪ But my body ♪
Eyes on the target.
You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies.
- Hurry! - Come on.
Stay down.
- What, the thief? - Yeah. Well, he was nicking coats...
♪ Long before you broke my ♪♪
TAKE CARE!
Really?
Okay.
♪ She's the biggest bitch In the whole wide world ♪
♪ You gotta make it happen ♪♪
By which time, 96,000 fans from almost every country in the world...
- Get it off me. - Aah.
No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile.
- There's no way to stop the fireworks! - I'll jump on them.
- Yes. - Who's that you were talking to?
Great.
...before they sell you to the highest bidder. Get out.
...Dr. Javier Alvarez...
- Unh! - Oh, God, this is disgusting.
- Who's that? - That's me oldest son, Skeletor.
Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere that might contain the virus.
Well done.
♪ To spend your days in the sunshine ♪
All the better.
YEET XD
I'm getting myself ready.
This is the Norfolk Arms. This is the Dog and Duck.
- Let's go, lads. - They've got guns.
Out. Shh. Quiet. You don't have to live like this.
Ow!
Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?
...are gonna be in the final?
Ha
Get up.
This is for Dad.
It won't work. The virus is in the tip of the firework.
This place is totally secure.
I'm just trying to make the world a better place, that's all.
It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top.
- How did you find him? - Let's just call it professional intuition.
Are you okay?
Whoa.
...at a posh event, and you'll never guess who he saw.
- He's gonna blow. - Out the way, ladies.
Good afternoon.
I've discovered where Lukashenko is.
- Hey, give me that. - Nobby! Sit down! Come on.
Don't worry. It's bulletproof.