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I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks.
Don't swallow the poison, and now spit it out.
I'm going to go home and...
We're the fucking Butcher Boys of Grimsby.
It's enormous.
And I need to find a pub to watch the final in.
Hey, Dad.
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman.
Activate Chilcott.
Was important to the boy on the bunk under you...
It's scum who die in the wars started by the bastards in charge.
Commander, relay back.
I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder.
What? Sharon Osbourne?
How do they know who I am?
...Schlomo Khalidi.
Forget the football. You're gonna drown.
♪ Hey, baby, hey ♪
What, she runs FIFA?
- Get in there. - Raheem Sterling's through.
Mm...
Brown... Brown shrapnel?
It's Chilcott. Move!
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
...to the delight of millions at home!
Answer it.
You abandoned me when I was 6. Now, why?
No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird.
Just tell us what you know, and he'll let you live.
...following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy Chilcott.
No, he's currently on couch, smacked off his tits.
Can you do that?
People have been chucked out of Grimsby for ordering vegetarian breakfast.
Nobody buggers me brother.
- And this is Charing Cross police station. - Fucking pigs.
Oh, my God.
When the laner who's been feeding you all game accidentally runs into you
- Oi, lads. - Get the ball!
Nobby, what are you doing?
No.
We transport cod all over the world.
Don't wet your knickers, it's treatable.
...Shelton. M.R. Shelton.
♪ Come and have a go If you think you're hard enough ♪♪
Ledford activated someone called Chil-something...
Of course. I'd never leave my little brother.
- Aah! - Roll it up. Roll it up.
Fucking twat.
- To what? - To more heroin.
England!
- I just did an entirely white poo. - You need to get cleaned up. Get in.
...to go to Chile...
Oh, yes.
It's not about the ball, lads.
But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself.
You have 90 seconds until heart failure.
Why did Lukashenko meet your husband?
Why are you doing this?
Come on.
Sources tell us that Radcliffe...
Sebbo? Sebbo?
And here we are now, with me brother...
Kill him.
Lads. Lads.
- I have less than 40 seconds. - All right.
- Nazi scum! - Let's get them!
Forever!
- No. - What?
...who first shot Middle East peace symbol...
Oh, no. Open the door! Open the door!
Take care.
Listen, we're sending information to your lens.
I'm going on holiday with me babby brother.
...with one little boy.
Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do.
Oh, no.
And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world.
They'll never split us up.
- I missed you so much. - Me too.
If we have bunk beds, can I have the top?
The male can fuck for up to three hours.
Surprise!
Nobby?
He'll have no future here.
Do you remember me cousin, Digger?
Not to worry, all right?
Jodie, I need you to do something for me.
Where the fuck you been all these years?
- How much? - Complimentary, sir.
Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian.
- You need to focus, right? - Yeah.
Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!
What, she runs FIFA?
You just implanted a tracking device in my neck!