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- That's what you think hell is? - Ugh.
differently?
because she is a wonderful, selfless...
I mean, I still think we should get you...
or your accomplices Chidi Anagonye and Tahani Al-Jamil
I work two after-school jobs because you blew half
- What? - Why?
No. Yeah, there's no time
He convinced me to throw my life's work in the garbage.
And since you both forgot, again, which means
I'm gonna miss these little perks when I'm down in the Bad Place,
which made Chidi seem like the perfect soul mate,
Guys, he is going to erase our memories at any second
I get to stay here with my wife forever!
and being around a bunch of good people to realize
therefore I don't care which two of you go.
I will now review Eleanor's memories.
Bye, Tahani.
There's a Janet in every neighborhood.
I can't believe you figured it out.
Let me try again. Do... do you have another bottle?
Exactly. I don't know how long
No. Buzz off, whale-humper.
I'm Janet.
Okay.
But we can't just abandon our friends and let them
Eleanor, we've got a surprise for you.
This is paradise.
It's deeply terrible.
I've been on my own for a while now anyway,
Right, well, we don't have proof that it doesn't cure Alzheimer's.
it's my masturbating time.
So where does this Mindy St. Clair live?
Oh, it looks like paradise,
you don't owe me anything. Later.
Okay, J-bones, you and me, outside.
Hi there. Do you have a second
Yep.
Trying to blow up the train.
And I had the perfect bud hole and no dudes to share it with.
having you be soul mates living next to each other.
Yeah, uh, Judge, request permission
You get the idea. Welcome to eternal mediocrity.
- Oh! - As concerning Jason Mendoza,
or Tahani or someone else,
"Lifetime Ban from Build-a-Bear Workshop"?
Okay. Easy there, rookie.
I just wanted to prove my parents wrong,
or made fart noises with your hands.
What the fork is a "Chidi"?
and all of this will have been for nothing.
But wait, why is Chidi here?
I could never do that on Earth.
I, too, helped Eleanor.
- Uh-oh. - ♪ Way ♪
- What? - Awesome.