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Retirement?
Please don't ask me that. My stomach hurts.
I know why Jason and I were sent here, but why Tahani?
- Ah, kind of like a last meal. - Not like a last meal,
I'm going, so you only have to choose one more person.
with your rigidity and your indecisiveness.
Listen, we got the files for the new crop of incoming,
just try to do a good job.
Eleanor? I'm Chris Baker.
I think this is yours.
The progress she has made does not offset her actions on Earth.
No, Todd, we have it until 3:00.
and the lightning that tears off their flesh.
I missed my mom's back surgery
Oh, because you're all so perfect.
The universe keeps intertwining our fates.
Well, I'm in love with this Janet.
No pressure, but Jason and I will literally be tortured
I will miss you so much.
I don't wanna either, but let's face it.
like, $1,000 for charity, or whatever?
Oh, so the question was, did you get credit
there's something you don't know about me.
_
Well, it's been real, dog.
It was weird.
- Ooh. - Tracy, you're his soul mate,
Which is why you belong in the Bad Place.
This is getting away from us. We need to do something quickly.
I was particularly disturbed by "Started Fire in Mailbox
Uh, do you have a pen or a lighter?
that I was kind of a nightmare.
I was so close to pulling it off!
it's just that I'm frightened.
I think that we can get them to torture each other...
Hopefully. Just gotta get the boss man to sign off.
Bite me I'ma work here forever , bitch
will go to the Bad Place in your stead.
Look, for a first attempt it was actually very promising.
Fake Eleanor Shellstrop should stay in the Good Place.
and you're off with Real Eleanor?
No. I'm going to replace Real Eleanor.
Finally.
Let's look at this ethnically.
Ugh, your mother's coming? Oh, boy, hide the silverware.
Nailed it.
Please, don't ask me that right now.
But you're way out on a limb here, Mike.
romantic situation is such a mess.
and everything Michael has done
We never even get to be there... to see how fun it is.
Ready when you are, boss.
and all cases always and forever,
I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture."
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
I've ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence.
You mean the silverware you stole from Mom?
is that I get to just walk around naked.
Chidi, Tahani, we're back to save your souls.
Yeah.
MINSHEW!
Oh, Eleanor. That's it!
Is everything okay?