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So what?
<i>He could have apologized for all the problems that he caused.</i>
with sagging, wrinkled, weathered boobs?
And don't ever lose that nipple.
Where the hell are these two going in such a hurry?
That UPS driver is back on the road again!
I need you to wire something together for me.
That kid is back on the escalator again
And here I'm going to the fucking mall, of all places.
What was it like to date her?
Chat? Mmm-hmm. Yes, chat.
Hmm?
That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard
Brenda? Dick!
You don't know who LaFours is?
will give them more than enough reason to keep us locked up.
<i>Hey, what about the rest of us?</i>
I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you!
Now Hartford, the Whale?
<i>He brought his troublemaker friend over to my house …</i>
Didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds?
But when we get to Florida in …
We're both healthy and strapping young men.
Just shut up!
That is one of your more admirably deplorable traits.
?
I never saw a third guy.
Hey, come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her?
Was the Governor hit?
But he'll outgrow it.
You've given me enough for one day, thanks.
He just jumped the railing and knocked me down.
And there's only one way to find out.
Copy that. By the stage.
Neither does any self-respecting consumer.
<i>Cherchez la femme.</i>
You've been walking all day and you're also nervous
Hey, Roddy! What?
They put together an impressive musical about Paul Revere …
This is the dirt mall!
You stink-palm him. Stink-palm?
He seems to be really hung up on superheroes' sex organs.
Geez!
<i>I was.</i>
I figure you can have the odd days,
Figure it out.
Hopefully not rush limbaugh over here
<i>where he majors in Fine Arts and Greek mythology.</i>
Fuck you, fan-boy!
Mmm.
That was me beneath the armor.
I'll take the even days and weekends.
<i>Call me Joey.</i>
Just the two I'm looking for. I need help.
the gentleman to whom you are presenting the honorarium.
Oh, you work at the Fashionable Male, don't you?
Now if you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject …
No, Wolverine! Snick, snick, snoine!
A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.
Apparently, you're both on the outs
What can I say?
Look at these two. $10 says they're trying to figure out …
Oh, all right.
What, the bras?
WHEN THE HELL DO I GET TO HEAR THE DIFFERENCE?!
Oh, Mr. Quint, I'm Fred Bishop with NBC.
I get everybody's consent before we do it.
We can stop off at Brandi's if that'll make you feel better.
and walks away clean, huh!
Be fair. Everyone wants Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride
<i>Twice even. What was I supposed to do?</i>
That explains it.
is that it...? We were going to do that anyway...
by ruining her father's show.
<i>"Suitor Number Two" sounds like a bathroom code, you know?</i>
You're dead Shaw. I'm going to f**k you up beyond repair!
What do you do in there all the time?
in an effort to better further your own career?
What are you doing, Willam?
<i>Is your kiss like a soft breeze …</i>
It’s not a schooner It’s a sailboat
I knew this game show thing was just a beard for an attempt to break us up.
Oh, shit! So much for seeing Brandi.
Boy? I'm all Man, Lady!
You really want to know?
I get everybody’s consent …before we do it
at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing.
What, you live in a fucking cave? The man is in there.
What is this shit? Everyone's looking for us today.
One hour? For what?
and I'm sure you're very good at …
You're supposed to be the impetuous one, not me.
How'd you manage that?
What? Do you know that kid or something?
and not in an upscale commercial setting?
Food poisoning.
What the hell happened to these two?
Mmm.
Well are they coming or not?!
Power of the Dark Side.
Are you kidding?
Is it because it's taboo?
Ow! Oh, no. The gun's caught in your hair.
Go ahead, but hurry, the Easter Bunny's waiting.
T.S. and I were just discussing a few of his lesser points.
<i>Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with?</i>
I got two things to tell you.
What with the comic-book code and all.
Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here
I don't know. She's with somebody.
That's good. Very nice.
Say, would you like some comedy?
You insatiable slut!
Mood
He's here.
Hey, what about me? Ah Bill, just shut the fuck up!
Ah Gil just shut the fuck up
You people, you just don't grasp the precept …
<i>Who's your favorite New Kid?</i>
You're fired. You get the hell out of here.
It was the guy who runs that store Fashionable Male.
I would’ve been a sexy chick.
The wedding wouldn't be till after we graduate.
<i>The minute things got dicey, you cracked.</i>
Daddy? It's me, Brandi.
You have to try them, they're awesome.
and I'm not gonna leave until I see this sailboat everyone keeps talking about.
I thought that you'd be down there
DID HE COME OR WHAT?
I'll tell you, what you need is a fatty-boombatty blunt.
Well it's the third nipple that does it.
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice, in a lifetime.
<i>I mean, look at you, you're the kind of guy that would beg for sex.</i>
Did you ever stop to think …
now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment.
That ski trip? That was you?
We slept together one time, remember, in high school?
The effort, you retard. The effort was too little, too late.
You should have boards in them. Alright!
When you asked me to do a striptease To the theme from “Mighty Mouse” I said okay
Jesus Leon.
But you'll notice that follows the financial question, proving once more …
No, the couple. They look happy.
Oh, yes.
How's Your Comic-Book Collection, Brodie?
Thank Christ.
_
Oh, thank you, man. We owe you one. You want to hide?
Know how long it takes for that smell to come off?
<i>and everyone puts their pieces, or whatever, away and deboard.</i>
We could be spending this time alone together.
After that, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
What, like his assistant or …
Work With Me, People, Would You Please?
Usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest he be touched.
I want to apologize for this fiasco.
That's why your relationships fail.
the bag of contraband that he's "found" on our persons …
"Why can't you ever attend my balls?"
and bickety-bam, the motherfucker's rubble. Hence, no game show.
Oh, come on, just once?
Believe me, I might consider trying …
You both see me as property.
They're a little melty, but, damn, are they exquisite.
Hey! Look at that ring. What is that?
Doctor Doom wears body armor
and now you're going to auction her off
Passionate, yeah.
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way …</i>