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You had turkey.
to remove …
Yes, it is. All right, Quint.
You are out of her life.
Looking for the hidden picture.
the station and myself to make the leap
I was all right with it till he started dating you.
into syndication-viable programming …
Is that it? we were going to do that anyway...
You been watching my family conduct
Would you like to have dinner at my house and meet my mother?
- Security? - Is it alive?
Tell him, Steve.
The little house is when we do it inside
and now you have the gall to ask me if I still want to go on vacation.
<i>Our final suitor goes to Rutgers …</i>
Perryman noochies
That's the public access station, right?
Will you stop? Stop it! Cut it out!
I want the fucking Department down here now to arrest those guys.
There, that was romantic, right?
<i>who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his …</i>
Holy shit, if it isn’t non frere
Holy shit!
I've already reached my lowest.
Grandmother always said: Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?
even all the comic books in the world,
When Do I get to the Goddamn Sailboat
Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless.
You will never, ever be with her.
Well did you get the job
For what?
Breakfast!
Besides, it is really important for my father's career.
Would you just get it off? It hurts.
Drewbanks is back shooting the hook shot again!
a
Too little?
We're about to start.
Hey, man! It wasn't me!
I guess, as far as couples go.
You know something? You look familiar to me.
and no doubt you're sweaty as hell.
<i>No.</i>
Go, it's okay.
it's hard to sometimes ignore certain, uh …
<i>Forget about the shit that happened</i>
How do you propose I do that?
How much do I owe you? My treat.
possessive machismo which brings everything endearing about you …
I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back.
Kitty, kitty, kitty!
or an entire senior citizens' community if you believed in the principle.
Hmm?
"Just leave me alone. Please."
I've never met a person who lives in as much fear of his mother as you do.
Make you forget how many people
Tell him I'll be there in a minute.
I also hope to come loud one day, preferably in a 69.
I would’ve been a sexy chick
towards funding the new programming
Don't front, Brodie. I talked to Rene's cousin this morning.
Something hard.
<i>Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.</i>
and the grass is for outside.
<i>From Monmouth State, where she majors</i>
Mr. Svenning! Let me help you up.
Mr Spenning How do you answer your neighbor's charges that you practice cult-like shitposting?
Jesus Christ! Are you back in the bathroom again?
I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues.
What? I've been staring at this thing …
Everyone wants Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.
that you could see her nipples through her burial dress,
Blood bank, sperm bank, currently considering the eye bank.
I would have been a sexy chick
<i>Well, you placed me in such a damned</i>
and I just want to let you know you don't have to apologize.
What is this monstrosity?
No big deal. It's okay.
Guess I underestimated you.
You know what, this is all your fault this happened anyway.
BLOODY SAVAGE
I wasn't gunning for the Governor, Brodie.
YEAH
but it'll be a cold day in hell before you pull the wool over my eyes.
That kid is back on the escalator again!
I would have been a sexy chick
So don't be sniffing around her anymore like you tried to do today.
you were on CNN taking shots at public officials.
What can I say? I love tits.
I Said now, Silent Bob!
One match made here ignites the fires of romance.
Kitty, kitty, kitty! Hey, Jay!
And?
Hey, man. Didn't I see you on CNN?
I don't collect comics. Comics are for kids!
I cry.
What kind of codes? Here, look.
It was a costume party, T.S.
Somebody with a brain.
What's that mean? You had to be there. Just keep reading.
You took me where you went shopping, jerk!
Oh, I should say so. I've lived next door to her for 19 years.
They were characters that reflected
doing sitting alone in the middle of this monument to consumerism?
This is for Brodie.
You're fucking kidding? The Easter Bunny did this?
I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
But now you give me something even worse to think about.
Some sage-like advice.
It's been up since two days after Christmas. I want answers.
Under arrest, they need help! Go!
Hey, did you see LaFours out there? No.
trying to secure the best seat in the house.
<i>I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done …</i>
This promises to be a lot of fun.
<i>Definitely a jackhammer.</i>
Oh, you better tell Rene. Let him do whatever the hell he wants.
I'm all out. I'll meet you at the food court.
It's at my house. Take T.S.'s station wagon, parked in 2D.
Here, lean over here.
Girl trouble.
<i>How so?</i>
T.S., she told you. She's just doing it as a favor to her father.
If there isn't anything else …
did she come or what?
I use DualSense as my PC controller, stupidhead
Gwen, you were always cheating on him.
He's a much more suitable companion than you, any day.
I would if I actually thought for a second they could pull it off.
Is he gone? Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now.
Well, we, uh, air more than just lottery numbers.
I got some questions I need answered.
Daddy, T.S. had nothing to do with—
Get me LaFours. Right away, sir.
I'm trying to spend my lunch hour with my lady friend here.
<i>Okay.</i>
Of course, the Green Goblin showed up …
Man, you're giving up? You?
The circle with the "X" in it is for when I have an orgasm.
Maybe I was deluded.
Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh?
I forgot what real men were like.
<i>Say hi to Doug Paging.</i>
The customer's always an asshole!
Just shut the fuck up
<i>if you were a comic-book character, what character would you be?</i>
Jesus! Haven't I made it clear during the tenure of our friendship …
Oh, yeah.
Rene seems so coarse, anyway.
What the hell are you talking about?
What really happened?
<i>Suitor Number One …</i>
my own heartbreak and my own regrets.
<i>I didn't kiss any guy backstage, I swear. I'm not gay.</i>
Now!
You called down the thunder,
but to peddle this show to the network execs and beg for a job.
Oh, shithead here watched <i>Empire</i> and <i>Jedi</i> last week …
<i>Like your conscience, maybe?</i>
Man, this place is something out of <i>Octopussy.</i>
Last time he had dope planted on us. What will he do this time?
We're ducking Tricia 'cause she wants to talk
and you throw one arm over them?
I'll need your help. Where are you going?
I'll remember it when I'm fucking your girlfriend.
What is your problem? I don't understand.
I'm sure you're gonna love it.
Oh, my God! Rene dumped you!
You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Excuse me, sir. Are you the producer of this program?
I love tits as much as the next guy,
Hey, look at that couple.
Amongst other things.
You mean that <i>Dating Game</i> rip-off thing?
You look like you're gonna live to me.
So good.
And nobody ever reported this to the authorities?
You have this new glow about you. I don't have a glow.
and John Slas said that I could use his telescope …
That giraffe is back on the pfp again!
Jessica
Let's go, come on. Pull them down.
I was going to propose to you in Florida.
Anna
All I'm saying is that the really good guys are few and far between.
And eventually we broke up.
You want money for your pissant station.