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-You mean the baby? Uh-huh. -Yeah, that.
Don't forget the bloating, the cramps, the inequality.
and work the night shift in a diner."
No, you were fine. Um, we mostly just, you know, talked about work.
[bell rings]
Viejo, eso sí. This is my sister, Hope.
Beautiful dress.
This is a nightmare. I can never leave. I live in the bathroom now.
He's dead.
-You're back. -You look awful.
[chuckles mockingly] Hi, Kate. Oh, I love your glasses.
We're going to see this cutting-edge artist, Jessica Talisman.
I'm sorry. I've wasted two years rotting away in this job.
Really? Your great-aunt Bertha sounds hot.
I have had it up to here with Johnny Ryan not seeing what I'm capable of.
What? Oh. no, is it grass?
-You really don't trust me, do you? -I trust you… ish.
Maybe I'll become a waitress, or maybe Chad will take me back
[music stops]
Oh, my God. The murder would have been better.
…so good.
You know it.
Ah, nobody wants the story, Mularkey.
[all laughing]
Although she does have a little bit of competition these days.
-You're a really, really good kisser. -Mm-hmm.
[laughs]
We met when we were just kids.
We broke up, again, and it's my fault because I am miserable.
{\an8}Oh, Chad! Oh, Chad! [moans]
Oh, what's going on with the Kimber interview?
Well, I'm sober now.
This is like the most fun I've had in ages.
{\an8}And he is a phenomenal kisser.
No.
I-I look forward to seeing you. Okay.
Great! Thank you! But what am I writing about?
I just don't want this night to end.
Okay. Yeah.
Shit.
{\an8}And I'm happy. And you know what? It is about damn time.
and you know what I saw?
[both gasp]
-Wait, seriously? My own byline? -Mm-hmm.
-Well, what are you gonna wear? -I'm wearing a dress. Would you take them?
[rock song plays]
[scream repeating on TV]
[gasps happily]
So, kiss me then.
And I thought, "This is it. I'm dead."
{\an8}Smelling like wood chips.
{\an8}like wood chips in a rainstorm.
[both chuckle]
Tully, where's my coffee?
Oh, my God, I'm so late. What am I gonna tell Mr. Frankel?
I see why he's in love with you.
-I didn't know what to do. -That is not your fault.
your mom died when you were just a kid.
But you kind of just trail off here.
Opposite. You are the cool one.
[laughs] Just kidding. Online dating's for losers.
Well, not really. Maybe in like six months or so, if we're both still feeling it.
{\an8}My body, my choice.
I am so sorry again about this. Thank you for coming with me.
Well, let me just say,
-I would love to. -Great.
Oh, no, I didn't. I just had a, um--
Duh.
Go fuck yourself!