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Yeah, you call me back.
[in English] Can't we just go to a bar or something?
Everyone take five.
-Mmm. -Exciting stuff. [laughs]
-[laughs] -Plus, I like being with you.
-Yes, I will. -You will not.
{\an8}[sighs] He asked me to move to North Carolina and have his babies.
Yeah, right!
-Ah! -Oh my-- Are you okay?
Ramon.
It just feels like I'm trying to be Ellen.
Hey, hey, hey… I don't remember saying anything about--
Fuck! I must have left it at the office.
Higher. Tully, more crates.
But is it as magical as it sounds?
and we never even got to have it. Right? [laughs]
My parents were missionaries.
Thought we might try and get together. Get some advice before I go.
I mean, I'm wearing the blindfold, so I must.
We could just talk or watch TV.
under the weight of other people's expectations,
Okay.
sacrificing what she wanted for everyone else,
[exhales]
Excuse me?
This is our first Girlfriend Hour Beach House Giveaway! And the--
I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to get together tomorrow.
You are cool, Kate Mularkey.
{\an8}Knock up the famous lady, get set for life. Ka-ching!
[both chuckle softly]
Right, this was a mistake.
Yeah.
I didn't help him. I didn't even--
Let's celebrate.
-Be right back. -Thanks, bud.
-You forgot. -I forgot.
I watched my own mother wither away
[chuckles, squeals softly]
The kids are going to be away at that overnight young scientists trip and--
Ew.
[Mando] Yep.
-What am I gonna do? -We need to celebrate.
-Can I read it? -When it's ready, Miss Impatience.
{\an8}-Yada yada. All that crap. -Good. Kid's got it right.
You've missed so much. [chuckles]
Let's try it.
{\an8}Yeah, but I didn't-- [sighs]
We are long overdue for a sex date.
[laughs]
I'm about to call the station manager. Get a crew down there.
The crates are folksy. Okay?
But not like this.
[Kate] Oh, I'm such an idiot. She only gave me that assignment
Oh, shit!
Go fuck yourself
I don't want shit from you, Tully.
Should we try one?
I'm all dressed up for our date later tonight. That's why I put this on.
He can't stay silent.
These are my fat pants.
Mutt has more crates over by the van. Run! Now!
{\an8}If Tully Hart has an orgasm,
[telephone rings]
Look at him. There's a picture.