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TED: A week before the wedding, I realized I couldn't stay in New York any longer.
...in an era where folks inexplicably talked like this." Ha, ha.
You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance.
- But it was no big deal. - No big deal?
You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
Ah. A quick nip won't hurt.
- What about the business center? - A room full of computers? Perfect.
My Papa Sid can't go 10 minutes without a schvitz.
Ted, your speech sucks.
Ooh, is that your toast?
It was the perfect combination of slutty and classy.
Damn, that's smooth.
They broke our $600 bottle of scotch?
Oh, the rehearsal dinner.
I won't let it.
Do you know I Don't Care led the league last year in dumb sports stuff?
Pour it into the other bottle.
...mouth words...
[IN UNISON] We have to have sex right now.
... with another stranded traveler named Daphne.
See one last sunset over the Hudson."
Oh, and you suck at the bongos, but, hey, heh, keep practicing.
Not what I mean. That is never what I mean.
Same goes for "coupon," "60 Minutes," and "Mandy Patinkin."
Maybe a little.
Hi. Um, I live downstairs, and I've always wanted to say this to you...
Okay, Lily, I have to go.
- Can I have a double bourbon...? - No doubles.