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The family knows
Hello
Oh Toula... You talk to me sometime
when people is not like ouzo Bottom text
I tried to put a little marmalade.
-She's okay. -In Greece...
-I remember you. -I was kind of going through a phase...
-Yeah. -No, really.
BI Buck on 911
He looks Greek
you couldn't visualize it.
-Good one. -The good one is I've got a gun.
Now we have a boyfriend in the house
Didn't I say it's a mistake to educate women?
-Wait. -Yeah, you got it.
Really?
Bloodthirsty Turks.
You like them? I make them.
-Sir, she's 30 years old. -I am the head of this house!
Man, you're tough. I'm giving a test on Hamlet, but I gave fair warning.
-Costa, please. -This ''no'' work. This ''no'' work.
Who put the menus there?
Voula, have something to eat before you go to work.
Come on, don't you worry. I'm going to talk to him.
and that any illment, from psoriasis to poison-ivy...
but I promise you this: you can marry anybody you want.
So, you're going to be baptized tomorrow, huh?
Ma, I had to drop Dimos at work.
I love you.
-Do you need sponging? -I'm all right!
That Parthenon backdrop... That's optional.
don't let your past dictate who you are...
I know, but we need more.
They're different people. So dry!
-Ian, this is my cousin Nikki. -Oh, hello.
-Astronomy, philosophy and democracy. -Bravo! Very good.
You see? A man.
Come on, Costa!
Excuse me, excuse me.
The best man's part of the ceremony, he's got to be Greek orthodox...
-You only have two cousins? -Yeah. How many do you have?
I am touched!
Listen, keep your mother off my lawn...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAD NEVER TASTED NO RANCH?!
It's nice to finally meet a member of Toula's family.
My pottery class?
the roof can't support itself, so it collapses.
-Athena! When did you come? -Hi, ma. Bye, ma.
Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa...
-Yes! You're so smart! -Costa, Costa!
-Give me the camera! -Toula! Toula, help me! Come on!
What's this? Where are we?
...
He suffers? He suffers. He has to be at the golf course all day
Good? You know, I could snap you like a chicken!
And you're...
-Ma! -Wait until you see them.
Okay.
The Portokalos women, if they're not nagging somebody, they die!
Yes.
Verräterische Türken
Where did everybody go???
there is drugs downtown
They like it all dry and cracked.
We never think it could happen for you. Never!
out of my basement and away from my roof!
Come on, we're going to see uncle Nick.
The Portillo women if they're not nagging somebody, they die!
Let me put it this way: you're busted!
The Greeks and the Turks are friends now!
Isabella Graduating High School
I know what you want. You have, how do you say? You have a spirit.
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Isabella Graduating High School
-She won't go? -It's like she doesn't want to marry.
Please.
and I'll do anything, whatever it takes to get them to accept me.