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Thank you.
Are they really? But I can't touch them.
No, no, no! Yeah!
I don't know if you guys are aware,
Grape!
We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes!
No, no, no!
You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.
ALL: Delta Psi!
Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.
I love you! I love you, too, man.
Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...
How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?
I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
I'm sorry, but it's true.
I was only supposed to stay a semester,
(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
You don't seem old.
What's happening?
We'll take care of it. Same with us.
Okay, you know what? Let's end this.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Okay! Let's do it.
Let's go! Let's go!
just so you know!
I give you the hot house.
It smells like lemongrass.
It's a really expensive bush!
Sure!
When All Else Fails
Do you guys want to come in?
Fuck them kids
Just keep it down.
Oh, they're Hulking out! They're gonna blow.
Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.
Slow down.
What? No way, man. Get out of here.
Oh, I'm Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie Brown.
We're about to be, like, adults now.
Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you.
Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!
You're never gonna forget this!
She knows what's happening.
Don't worry about it.
Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.
Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa!
(YELLING IN DELIGHT)
You wear them into the frat house.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
There's a clear focus going on here.
(BOTH EXHALE)
BOTH: Whoo!
I'm a human man! I have dignity!
Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)
That was incredible!
How'd you even do that?
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
Otherwise, this plan won't work.
sex-Tech bubble, you know what I mean?
If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
Look at you. I'm a possum.
That was good. You like that?
In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.
Wait. Wait, no! Wait!
JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!
It's over.
Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?
No, it's my baby monitor.
No. No.
Oh, there he is.
Big Mac! Yo!
It's like bouncing balls.
My brothers need me.
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit.
(JIMMY GROANING)
ALL: Hoo-ah!
It's victory.
I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?
First off, my bad.
We have neighbors, for Christ's sake!
They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.
Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!
You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.
(LAUGHING)
Get it out of you.
Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man!
Yeah, they got big Greek letters.
That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?
We promise. Thank you so much, guys.
Lol Is fucking Jimmy there
That's the best idea.
Can we take your order?
Holy shit.
There you go.
I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.
No. Fuck old people.
has HIV.
Just get off! Are you talking to me?
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?
It's awesome!
So gross! Ew!
for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.
There is no President of the United Nations.
Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.
You better put that in the recycling bin.
You're right, it's a bad idea!
Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?
I love you.
BOYS: Yeah. What is it?
You could be President of the United Nations.
Infinite BJs.
Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.
You're gonna have to milk me.
I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!
You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?
This worked before we had Stella, but...
Beyonces pregnant with twins...
You're not even looking at us, are you?
What are you, like, having a baby,
You're really villaining out in here.
What are you... We said all those things, all right?
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
It's Watkins.
You’re gonna have to milk me
My claws are out! I'm gonna fucking get them!
The only way to break it apart is to get in there,
(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
No!
You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?