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That could have been two strikes, right there.
This is President Barack Obama,
Cool. Great.
Like, way too excited.
You're a human being, and I fucking milked you.
What did you just say to me?
and the whole frat will implode.
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Tomorrow night, party's on.
Is that a two-story bong?
(SCREAMS) Oh, fuck!
Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there.
They don't know it was us. Could've been anyone.
I can't let you in yet. I haven't figured out how to open it!
When you get asked to start arriving on time for your shift
Delta Psi forever, ya bish.
Don't be so fucking offended. It's not like we're gonna have sex.
Infinite hubris
Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man.
You're trying to be my friend? Yes!
of a prestigious lineage of extraordinary gentlemen.
And this year, we will make it on that wall.
(GRUNTING)
All right. Let's do it.
Shit!
(19305 MUSIC PLAYING)
Ahhh!
Don't be so fucking lame! Totally lame.
ROMIE: Right, right. So let's take a few calls.
(BOTH GROANING) (MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
No. Fuck old people.
Architecture joke.
What, is she gonna reimburse us for those kegs?
Well then, what do you call these?
(BOTH LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
HEY, I'M BATMAN.
I'm allowed to be just as irresponsible as you.
We tried to call you. I don't know what to say.
Let me turn her around. Let me turn her around.
Yeah!
That was a cheesy one.
You want to swordfight?
We're gonna have to call the cops.
Okay, let's just relax for a second.
And they were reprimanded for that.
we've only got a few minutes before they go upstairs and start fucking.
And Juan.
I'm sorry. I'll do anything.
Okay. I'll tell you what.
ASSJUICE: It's on the side.
for the most epic party moments in history.
So the water came out of here? Yep.
infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before Bros.
Like, for cuddling, and it's like a love...
Hey, I'm Batman. You know? Right?
Travel back in time with me to 1930.
ASSJUICE: Oh, fuck.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's do it.
Get back in line!
Now it doesn't. It doesn't work anymore.
Infinite BJs
MAC: Yes. KELLY: Yes.
Go! Get the brothers out of here now, man!
and you're the woman who's supposed to
Biology.
Fuck! Hey! Shit, stop! Stop! I don't like it, I don't like it!
(ALL GROANING)
I don't get it! MAC: It's from an Outkast song.
Jimmy, isolate Whitney.
Okay!
The point is...
Delta Psi is attacking me! I'm under fire right now!
Hey, homie. I'm gonna fuck your wife with my giant dick.
What's the plan? Okay, okay.
I like 'em full, baby.
Just kind of let it out. Okay.
I kind of miss the rush of messing with the frat.
We're mid-fucking-heist, genius!
Oh, homie. Wow. Oh, my God.
You’re gonna have to OOF me
How do they know something's wrong?
Hey.
I don't know where you went to school.
I'm not a distraction.
That means they know the cops are coming.
It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know?
Oh, shit. Teddy just tweeted.
I'll throw it away. Just throw it away.
What didn't we have in college?
Say it! Come on! Say it, Teddy.
Yes, ma'am. I was just kidding.
Get your knees in there.
Boom! Boom!
When you are one of 33 offers....
What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why did you do that?
(LAUGHING)
I like 'em like that.
it doesn't mean I can stop doing mushrooms with teenagers.
We don't need that! What is that?
God damn it.
Why is she... Okay.
He told us not to call the cops.
Oh, my God. You guys have to come out with me.
This could be us in a few years.
Okay, good. I love you. Okay.
This never happened.
We gotta go, okay? KELLY: We gotta go.
Look at the blonde.
actually. (GASPS)
Bros before hos.
JIMMY: You're an animal. They called you Assjuice.
It's a bad one.
That blonde dude with the red sleeves? He's a handsome guy.
He sold us out.
No, she just makes it.
I know.
I'm kidding.
So, is it our posture? Why do we look so different?
So, they have one strike. If they get two more, then they're out.
This is who I am.
so I tried to Bro out with you?
It's over. It's over, man.
That's a good headline. I could get a raise off that headline.
neighborhood doesn't stand for that shit.
No. She's my...
And I tried to get you to stop, and you wouldn't stop.
(GROANING)
You go find your nagging wife that you
JIMMY: You're up.
Why?
What the hell, Bro?
Can I stick something up your ass?
(MUFFLED) Love you.
Okay. Smack me.
What does that mean?
You don't want us to come back in.
JIMMY: Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch.
I'm Batman!
Out of control.
I hate Mondays!
Nice!
Come on, guys. Jesus.
So cute.
Let's do something we've never done. Okay.
I'm gonna drill a hole, I'm gonna pee. I can get bigger pants.
You're the smartest person I know.
ALL: (CHANTING) Throw shit off the porch. Throw shit off the porch.
You sure about that? She can start drinking soon.
But when we do it,
Let's just do it!
No, no, clearly you had more important things to do.
Male erection before One Direction.
But she's afraid because Pete and Teddy are best friends.
and if you're in the back, it is approximately a 20-minute wait.
How's it going? I'm sorry.
Hey! How's it going? Hey!
I fucking will, man.
Don't call me bitch! Okay. I'm sorry.
It's not working.