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- It's not the same. - What you did was worse!
I do want you to come to the funeral.
- A little nervous? - Who, me?
For we do not grieve as those who have no hope,
- Hi. - Hey, I'm Matthew.
Not so tough now, are you?
We're gonna have to make this quick.
What's the matter?
Phyllis, that's an orange tie.
Just because I choose to express myself
- What? Why aren't you smiling? - It's not enough.
Doesn't Mean That I Condone Adultery. Sorry.
Actually, it was Mary Alice.
You know, for the funeral.
or if they take their trash cans in.
Borrow a decent scarf from Bree, buy a lipstick I don't hate...
of what I know is true in my heart.
and he was wearing Ralph Lauren.
- [Romslo] This is a domestic squabble? - Yeah, definitely, yeah.
... new neighbours had moved in...
Yeah.
- Bree! - I am not kidding.
Um, that... that seems fair.
You know he's out on a ride-along with the police searching for Zach?
But when they do those things, we stop asking questions
I've been out of for work seven years. I'm a woman of a certain age
Give it to her. Give it to her!
[hiccups]
Let her say goodbye to Dad.
God may work in mysterious ways,
[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:
Now I'm gonna kill Mr Delfino.
so you could kill him.
That little stunt you pulled could get Carlos sent away for eight years.
She went out of her way to be cruel to me.
but when it comes to writing a eulogy,
Susan!
- I gotta tell you something. - Emphasize motion detectors.
[Mary Alice] It had been one year since my suicide...
I would have been over sooner to introduce myself,
Wait!
- Ah! Bongo! No! - Bongo!
Yeah, us girls have to stick together.
Deirdre tracked them down here and demanded her baby back.