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Oh, yeah. We're, uh, very proud of her. The children are, and we're all real proud at home.
Yeah, 5780, 5781. Whatever it takes.
Now, who knew there was going to be a hurricane that month?
I've thought of the kids. The kids won't hear a thing.
South to drop off. North to Pick up Don't DO it Wrong!
I would have come down and had something to eat with you and your girlfriends.
Yeah, 69, 70. Whatever it takes.
Now, wait a minute.
When this crisis is over, we'll go back to our regular prices.
Look, you won. A bet's a bet!
[ Ken ] Dad's making some minor changes.
You’re not The only one!
But don't let her sleep past 11:30, because she won't go down for her afternoon nap.
- 7:30? - 7:30!
- Uh-- - Jack.
Schooner Tuna. The tuna with a heart.
So, that's why you offered to sit with the kids.
Whoa!
It didn't take?! Are you kidding me?!
I can't believe it. How 'bout you guys?
Irv, we were never in aisle seven. Honest.
- If I did, wouldn't I tell you guys? - Not necessarily.
- You fired these guys after all they've contributed. - Jack.
[ Jack ] Okay, I've got 25-cent Wheaties. Rebate. - Ooh.
- Right. She'll be right out. - Okay.
Team, I was never even near the VAD closet today, honest! I really wasn't!
[ Women Complaining ] - I just want--
♪ [ Disco ] [ Women Screaming ]
They're gonna ask you a couple of questions--
Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes.
You heard anything, Jinx?
and when I told him honestly how I felt about something, Ron liked what I had to say.
SOUTH TO DROP OFF, MORON!
- Gotta get a new tube. - Ron!
[ Chuckles ] You've been drinking a lot, haven't you, Ron?
You're stuck with 100,000 of these flower leis.
- Thanks. - Basement's clean. Oh, thanks.
Okay, well, I uh-- Let's see here.
Uh, son, son-- you're gonna have to get out of here now. This is a meeting.
[ Chattering ]
[ Shower Running ]
Just who is the culprit?
Don't paint your sister!
Irv, I was never in aisle 2 Honest
Hi.
[ Knock at Door ] Come in.
If I did such a bad job,
Keep that sense of humor. it's critical.
Jack, I don't want the money.
[ Chuckling ] Jaws.
- I can't believe it. - I can't believe it.
- Little woman's off again, huh? - Shut up, Annette.
We're just finishing.
These aren't the same guys from the space shuttle, are they?
Why not? He that good?
Half pound of salami, half pound of swiss, half pound virginia ham, two celery.
Victor? How can it be Victor?
Well, hello down there.
It didn't take?
Why? There are no kids to go home to tonight.
- Dad? - Yeah?
22nd. 23rd. Whatever it takes.
Well, Ron, you know women.
What, do you all have dates or something?
- She's lost. - You left a child in a shopping cart?
I'm Jack Butler. Nice to meet you.
I'm calling you with a 25-cent new and improved Ban roll-on...
I'm just waiting for Caroline.
Just doing a little work around the house. Kenny!
Thanks so much for thinking of it. - Girls, girls.
- Okay, okay. Come here. - Okay.
and you can, uh, watch with the rest of the wives.
There are people to do that.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
[ Everyone Laughing ]
- What'd he do, make a pass? - I just got a little out of hand, and she belted me.
Keep That Sense of HumoR. It's Critical.
I like a man with a little meat on his bones.
- You wanna talk about this shirt for a second, Jack? - All right.
[ Alex ] You want some chili?
You crazy? You fed a baby chili?
Hey, Jack! I love what you did to the bedroom!
IRV! Cleanup on aisle 4!
[ Doorbell Rings ]
[ Caroline ] Well, you're mad, aren't you? [Jack] I'm not mad.
Well, that's some consolation.
Uh, son, son-- you're gonna have to get out of here now. This is a meeting.
I want to make a very good impression. How do I look?
here's a guy who's taking a pretty bad beating, you know?
- There is? - Yes.
I will see you your Tender Vittles, and I'll raise you a 50-cent Yoplait...
- Where is everybody? [ Jack ] Up here.
'Cause that's where we're gonna make the tuna commercial, honey.
You're right. God knows I'm guilty. I deserve it.
- Oh, Jack. - Can we bet too? - Absolutely!
I'm riding with Avery
- None of it's yours, Jinx. - Aw, come on, come on.
Wednesday.......Thursday Whatever it takes
there's something about this movie that reminds me of work.
That's them. I gotta go.
You had him with no diaper?
- Oh, boy. That's all we need. - Yeah.