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Let's see here. Oh, yes.
We're here to talk about me.
he spent two years using university resources
Okay, come with me.
some of the things I said to you
Well, that's not acceptable.
Uh, let me go get you last night's recordings.
No, no, Shilly-Shally has red hair
to each of you individually, but
Whuh-ah!
you said that she was a slave to her biological urges
Are we done with this?
"Give Alex a talking to"?
All she did was get mad at you.
Hello.
Hey, pretty lady.
over dinner sometime.
(chuckling)
Oh, and who's that?
you should talk to her.
I don't hold you responsible for your behavior
I'll be changing their names.
who doesn't quite know
(Leonard whistling)
The looming threat of being crushed
Anyway, I decided
that's gonna change-- oh, my God,
Oh, I know-- I'm the one who had to buy him the helmet.
No, yeah, but in his defense, that wasn't racist.
What does my afternoon look like? I think
I can't help it. But, look, I figured
♪ The Earth began to cool
There's string cheese
it's that you can't tell a uterus from a unicycle.
Um, why would I mean Alex?
Wait, you got called in, too?
Hofstadter...
Good.
Shilly-Shally has been the recipient
(like William Shatner): Message... received.
but if the last few years have proven anything,
this stuff tastes great in coffee.