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All right, everybody.
Well, excuse me for living, There, buddy boy.
If he never saw one?
That's all?!
I think that concludes Our interview.
Warmth on a cold night,
Come on, mrs. Tortelli, We haven't got all day.
That, uh, you're My leading candidate.
Let me have it.
* And they're always Glad you came *
Someone to share Your old age with.
I have everything Perfectly under control.
My oldest must have been Talking to his girlfriend.
She's a big "a" With no ts.
Woody, you want to Hang that up?
And afterwards, It just one more Damn thing
You're good, kid.
I, uh, i been under Some strain lately, And...
Please, this is The worst mistake Anybody could make.
That you want To have sex with me.
What, exactly, Would i have to do?
Hey!
You gave your word.
She's probably Half asleep.
I guess i could Handle that.
Thank you for coming.
I, uh...
I will not Sleep with you!
Ma! No! You're only 16!
3...
Comin' up.
[Norm laughing]
Sam...
I'm sure you think About it all the time.
And the rest Of his slimy body Will follow.
Oh, no, really? Well, is it something You can put off until later?
Carla's been on the phone For 2 hours here.
I'm offering Transportation And a hot meal.
Did you hear that, sam?
Oh, anthony, You don't mean that.
I love her.
Uh, except...
What are you Doing here?
Pretty spiffy Handwriting for a dog.
No, like through The weekend.
Well, uh, yeah,