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This whole book is women?
You've knocked the head Off a doll
And he drives a corvette. Ha ha!
* Makin' your way In the world today *
[Quietly] You know i love you.
Down at the college.
I think my appendix Just burst. Will you excuse me?
How nice of him.
I think you're the best In your department,
Oh, by the way,
That you can say About tortelli men.
God, beth, well, uh--
It sure sounds Like him, though.
Good-bye.
It's no ordinary, common, Garden variety russet,
We'll be right there.
Toll call, but...
You did with sumner.
I mean, look at me, Will you?
I have to clean my room Before dinner.
To, like, Come and know this.
You find this amusing?
Borderline illegal.
It's still busy.
* Sure would help a lot *
Ok.
Except for hot meals And cold showers.
Yeah.
Ok. He's a sleazy bum.
I'd want you To say this to me.
Yeah. Annie's parents Already agreed To sign it, ma.
What else could he mean?
Oh!
Candy--candy simpson?
That's why i'm calling.
Pulling in those reins And saying,
Annie!
She's trying to interview For a t.A. Job
"Your mother's thinking About putting me to sleep.
To have a woman By their side.
Yuck.
The ski-jump nose,
Nobody to care about, And no reason to even Get up in the morning.
Yeah! But i wasn't Stupid enough To be married.
Sure, no problem. I'll sign A consent form.
2--They treat women Like flies.