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Look, ma, I don't like us
Nick.
Get a load of this.
Yeah, and one more thing.
Ohh! I can't tell you How thrilled i am.
I got at my fingertips here.
You're even cuter Than annie said.
You two stay Totally apart.
Yeah, this tater Is definitely
I've turned into A waitressing machine.
Tennis and when he's already Paid for the room.
Every day it's Annie this, annie that.
That you're flabby.
You know, what my boy Needs now
"Whoa, paint. You're working up A froth."
'Cause one way Or another,
Always sit At her station.
Consent?
As my lovely wife And still keep my mother.
"I pulled all the laundry Off the line,
[Laughs nervously]
[Punching numbers]
Why don't you both Have a root beer?
* People are all the same *
Being single means You gotta think fast On your feet.
The jowls, huh?
I see.
[Clears throat, Sniffles]
Taking on extra duties
Hey.
My ma, she says The same thing.
That always works For me, too.
I gotta stop this.
You want me to sign A consent form?
How limited His wardrobe is.
That's anthony's father.