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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I am the ghost of salesmen past.
Is that Jim's?
except Nashua. Still a little bit raw there.
It's Mose. Who do you think it is?
Guys, stop everything.
Okay. Okay.
And we're off. Like a herd of turtles.
Do you want to talk about it?
They match the carpet.
Go to a mall or something, just walk around?
and we love all the same music
I would give that lecture a solid B-plus.
I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...
Well, that goes without saying. I'm gonna say it anyway.
so I put Splenda in yours.
well, that goes without saying. I'm gonna say it anyway.
You were right the first time.
But I still have more.
Here we go. Okay, so what we do is we drive all day
Okay, all right, everyone. Meeting's over.
Um...
I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you.
You know, I think I'm just going to distill all of this
Look out your left-hand window
you will always be taken care of