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Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
We just wanted to say we are very sorry.
Well, then it will be easier for you.
'Cause I have a mortgage now. Got to bring home the bucks.
In a way, it's good that it happened to me because at least I can bear it.
His name is Dan.
I didn't. I'll look somewhere else.
Do you think I'm calling you for your best approximation?
That is why I've asked you to go around and tell me your names.
So, Julia, um, let's see.
Stop it.
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
and we are on the lam.
(BOTH LAUGHING) Oh, yeah, don't even... That's really dorky.
(SNICKERS)
they wouldn't hate me.
to anyone else ever again.
(. car alarm wailing. ) (. slurring. ): Aah! (. hitting, horn honking. )
Good morning. Good morning.
No, it's really dorky.
Uh... Ah-ha!
Well, Pam and I have eloped.
I have taken a unique part of who you are
There wasrt even a party.
Can I please see you in my office, please?
"M," your name is Mark.
This is really a wonderful moment.
Thanks for walking me out.
Now, I was looking online about sebaceous zits.
Oh, that. Well, that is Pam.
Actually, I don't have a boyfriend.
Here a woof, there a woof Everywhere a woof-woof