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My birthday was yesterday, and everybody forgot.
I got really dressed up and excited and no one said a word.
(HUMMING)
I'll talk to you...
from the Party Planning Committee because there was too much drama.
Old hatreds dissolve into new friendships.
(PHONE RINGING)
Screw you guys. You're dead to me.
and whenever I walk into a room she totally looks up.
Sure, yeah, you're right. It's too soon.
(LAUGHING)
Blonde hair,
Damn it!
I have here Kelly Kapoor's personal and confidential file.
Every magician has a hot assistant
That's how much you and I contributed! Damn it, Jim!
and we stay in hotels together at night. Separate rooms.
No.
(COUGHING)
It was yesterday.
"at Berks County Youth Center."
Okay. Let's go.
Ice cream.
Ten? Ten months?
Really? Is that... Wow, that's so weird.
So...
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)