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You forgot her birthday.
I like her.
Please drive around.
and you came in today and you're so pretty.
Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal mars.
Are you kidding?
(JIM SIGHS)
No, he didn't. He is alive.
Oh, just blow off the lecture at Rochester?
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
(MICHAEL BREATHING HEAVILY ON PA)
No, I don't think so.
You don't have to lie. Through here.
and you let me down
Yes, Michael Scott for Dr. Johnson, please.
and every rock star has a roadie
No, it's not.
Party planning? I am a paper salesman.
No, it's okay. This is my car.
No, don't say "bucks." It's not ladylike.
or lose the shirt underneath or something.
Hey, look at what you're wearing again, Pam.
Cause I have a mortgage now. Gotta bring home the bucks.
Screw you beefer
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(CHUCKLES) You're late. Everyone's waiting in the conference room.
What? PAM: Michael!
Is that why you're wearing makeup today?
We're not friends. I didn't think about it.
Apparently, Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch,