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Have you ever seen a magiciars assistant? That's...
Your mother called and it appears that you wet the bed again,
I think if they got to know me,
Selah It is a statement of fact
I've ever done in my life. This is humiliating.
Yeah. Screw them, let's do this.
and crippling despair, loneliness and depression.
Yeah, right? Wow.
Definitely too soon for me,
Do you think I'm calling you for your best approximation?
Really? No, honestly. Tell me what you really think.
Or can you? No, you can't.
I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.
Sorry I tried to kiss...
Oh, my God.
It's a statement of fact.
Us, tomorrow
Fortunately, My Feelings Regenerate At Twice The Speed Of A Normal Man's.
Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
No, don't worry, the chain is off.
Okay, it sounds risky.
Um... But I am going to these branches
Pam is coming along as my assistant and my driver so I can focus.
"It is your birthday," period.
One nation under God
I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me.
I... God, sorry, sorry. My head is... I'm just...
But I still think it's won'thwhile to give it a try.