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And you don't let the damn TV crews in. Benson!
Walter, they don't allow dump trucks on the F.D.R.!
Charlie, you're gonna be wearing that chair up your ass!
- Inspector, phone. - Not now. Benson! Traffic!
- We're halfway there with 18 minutes to go. - Fuck this! Hang on.
Oh God I love this country
Well, you better find out what rock he's under ...
Not like this.
Sittin' in the fuckin' road waiting on How the hell should I know, McClane?
and i'm gonna marry donald trump!
Oh, no, I didn't see nobody. Nobody's following us. Go, go, go!
Shit! How 'bout the Coast Guard?
- I can't get out, McClane! - Get him outta here.
What is it that you want Lieutenant McClane to do?
Having fun with the phone company, are we?
- Not a chance. My phone number is 555 and the answer. - But I didn't
I'm surprised anybody would stay with you long enough to be married.
She's trying to steal City Hall!
- What do you think of this heat this late in the year? - Indian summer, huh?
- I can make it. - Bullshit. Get down.
- There's a white man standing in the street. - I seen one.
No code, no riddle, no fancy little countdown.
Well? What kinda engine does this piece of shit have? Step on it!
Well, she was in L.A., I was in New York.
As in don’t fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!
Dial 911. Tell the police to get up here quick.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a New York police officer.
Simon.
Congratulations. You're still alive.
The bean counters are worried about overtime ...
Now, do I have your attention?
What is this? Oh, shit! Is this gold?
Come on! Go, go, go, go! Get upstairs!
Did you ever see a woman miss a shoe sale?
- Then please begin now. - All right.
All right, I need you.
So you know what I mean by penalty.
No, not since this morning.
He will.
555-2401.
He just said it had to be you.
Life has its little bonuses,
Come on, Pamela. Look at your watch! It's coming up on shift change.
Yeah, yeah, I saw the movie.
- No, I don't know. Do you know? - No!
- Just run all the lights! Drive! - Oh, man! Damn!
Hey, Katya!
Thank you, that’s very helpful.
wait wait wait wait wait. you know some hobo could use that
Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
You can get there on the surface. Follow Saw Mill River Parkway. It's about 20 miles.
- Kinda like football, isn't it? - What?
What's the matter with you? Don't you have kids? That's an elephant joke.
Try to run, and it goes up now.
You got the flashlight? Murphy, come on! You too!
V m
Yes, I was saying that we're dealing with a megalomaniacal personality ...
- but now I think perhaps you should join the game. - We got him!
Oh, about 300 pounds.
- Ya ready? Ready? - One ...
- Who you talkin' about? - The dozen idiots who tore ass up the tube!
But once it's mixed, be somewhere else.
Now, the bomb has to arm itself. You'll see the red liquid ...
.
- We're gonna go! - You heard the man. Let's go! Let's go!
Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
We get Fifth Avenue cleared up by 3:00, or we got the traffic jam from hell!
Holy Toledo!
- Jesus Christ, you almost gave me a heart attack. - You all right?
And I'm gonna marry Donald Trump!
What are they doin'? Yo, where you goin'?
He wants control over him .. over his actions, his thoughts, even his emotions.
- They're not on the bridge. - Down there, McClane. The F.D.R.
The mayor's office will call before the day's out.
exactly a four year bond!
I'm honored.
- Don't tell me. Rodney King, right? - Fuck you.
In the last five minutes, the volume in calls in here has tripled!
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Half the cops in New York play their badges.
They want you to know who's doing it to you.
- He's on suspension. - No, Walter, he's not. Not today.
- Go! Go! - Get outta the way!
Listen, there's a line of dump trucks northbound on the F.D.R. at about 70th.
Let's move, Charles. Time's up.
Please inform Mr. Little that Mr. Vanderfloog is here.
And I know you never run alone, so say hello, Bill.
Half the goddamn Country just called 988
You can begin.
There's a bomb in the trash! Get down!
Listen to me. Hang the fuck on, all right?
Are you talking about money?
- Plenty of time to test those wits of yours. - Hey! Hey!
What is it with you guys and these phones?
Ten quarters. The guy in the dump truck had 10 quarters.
- We almost got hit by a dump truck. - Shit!
Repeat, one school will be dismissed at 3:00 p.m. permanently, unless
Are you aiming for these people?
Jay Gruden
My wife is a very stubborn woman. Yes!
It's like a proxy!
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue.
You .. You mean you want us to take it back to Tony?
Planning for it began back in 1954 ...
about to blow up with $100 billion in fuckin' gold!
- What's that? - It's your shield.
- You're gonna blow it all up? - That's the idea.
Now get on outta here. Go to school.
- Oh, no, no! - Lean forward! Get ready. Move your hands.
Yeah, they said he was a ... jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy white beard.
Get away from the phone! You are under arrest?
There's no chance. The very mention of money only enraged him further.
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence, Walter.
Die hard
You ever see that show called The Addams Family?
Come back here! You little sons of bitches!
10:02.
It rings a bell, yeah.
I don't know. I mean, what I do know is it does have specifically to do with you.
Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later. Here's one of your guys.
- Back! Back up! - Hey, what are you trippin' on?