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- And you unleashed her Khaleesi. - Yeah. Wait.
if we give her water I don't know what happens.
I didn't plan this.
the Pontiac Aztec of people.
Some sort of, like, website
I could be this guy
Okay, when I say Hello, you say Hi.
Oof, mousetrap.
Will you do me a favor?
- To pick up women? - No, no, Heaven's no.
You leased the space out to Matthew.
- I love hearing you say my name. - Oh, you do?
But I've got to find someone now with your exact name
I stopped cheating anyway.
Oh gosh, I... I wonder how crack is doing?
She... some have suggested
I will just meet you out by, uh, our minivan.
Great. Okay. Um, that'll be nice.
Yeah. Had to get out of there, though. It was making me super horny.
- That's a beautiful story. - Yeah.
what would happen if i was a kachii? well i'd use you in a crazy way.
If you ever even mention The Graduate again, I will slit your throat.
Kids love me. I basically am a kid.
You never told him to make a choice, you know.
♪ But you ain't that ♪
In your specific case I do think you should fuck that sex addict.
[sniffles]
And that barely covered vagina of yours
you would be addicted to mediocrity for the rest of your life.
Is that a yes or a no?
I know. I'm sorry. I have to...
What?
[moans]
- From work? - No.
I think it was because I was like a... like a late bloomer.
- Gross. - Okay, and then you're gonna start to get wet.
- Everybody knows that. - Everybody?
Oh, wait, wait. Girl, girl, girl...
(I don't know if I won)
- Oh. - Oh.
This was an awful idea.
Yeah.
And you just really wanna work that little bugger.
Yeah, 'cause you're in a relationship with each other.
- I get bored. - Bored?
I'm a little bit optimistic...
- Okay. Alright. - Mm-hmm.
I got us the penthouse suite
Text us if you're gonna do this.
All you want to do is flit around the party
♪ To the deepest part ♪
Xander, I'm lookin' out for us.
- Yeah, let's be quick. - Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Just kidding. No. Okay. - It feels soft and smooth.
- I said, rock and roll. - Oh.
As in Chris Smith tree?
- Me! - Yes!
So I just want to ...spend as much time
I would love that.
No, not women, no. Just you evidently.
- So bring Lainey to the party. - Okay. Fine.
Yes.
Do you feel suffocated by them as soon as you...
♪ Treat me mean and cruel ♪
Yeah. No. Uh, do you remember that girl Renee?
Now, if you were to sleep with Matthew Sobvechik
What's your excuse?
Very sensual experience.
- Hey, here you go. - Oh, is this for Henry?
It's just a shitload of candy.
- Me? - Yeah.
This was all, just very romantic
Oh! Oh, shit.
- Yeah. Happy holidays. - Let's go, hon.
it's over, he didn't choose me
I think I know how it's pronounced.
it's a decision, like everything else.
Get... get lucky and... and happy about...
for long periods of time... Or possibly at all.
Who's so fuckin' hot?
Baby, you're a bad liar.
♪ I'm oblivious ♪
So I'm like Well do you wanna go see something else?
Serious, she's probably fucked everyone in here but I don't even care.
Elaine. Elaine Dalton?
Please?
the Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.
- Cool. Alright. - I'm good. I'm good.
- No. - You just asked me.
The Dirty DJ was our thing, okay?
You know, like you're scratching a record. You know, this...
Ooh, there's a kid lookin' at me.
Maybe you and Lainey...
Let's do this!
I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't know. I...
- Jake. - Lainey!
...when you start sleeping with people.
Casting by Jennifer Euston, csa and Emer O'Callaghan
- There are worse things. - That's true.
- Holy toppings! - She just said it's every topping.
Oh, that's Jake's friend Lainey.
but I do what we talked about. I do not sleep with her.
Okay.
You know... come on. Maybe we're both fucked up.
Anytime.
Judging from your outfit, I'd say scale a mountain?
That I've had for the last 10 years.
Uh, partner over at Garrison and Shingle.
I mean, who is this person? Where do you find her?
Uh-huh. No, no.
Good singing. Good. Alright, free play.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I'm hungry again.
Okay, it's... Hey dude get the fuck out of here, I got it.
has monopolized your vag for like a decade
♪ I really don't mind the way you cry ♪
We should go there. That sounds great.
You see that? That's your G Spot alright, you got that?
Here we go. Bring it in.
No, I mean, it was a total accident.
Wait. Hey, Lainey. You... you don't have to do this.
Hannah!
So I'm gonna guess you either finally fucked Jake
It's about time. Get it out.
- Hey, I got an idea. - Hmm.
So what now?
And she's super smart and cool and also gorgeous
Just one big old jail for everyone.
The, uh, Marcus, or, uh...
4 to 6 minutes or 46 inches?
Can I finish my story please?
Have you texted Voldemort?
Right, so, uh, you have that that's... that's phase three.
- So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people? - Mm. Exactly.
Mm-hmm. Please.
Hey, will you, uh, sign this for me please?
What is this?
That when you lean in to whisper, you put your lips
That's not true. We are borrowing a Tesla to see if we like it.
And you're gonna curve it up a little bit
- My brother? - No.
Come on.