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she'd break up with me.
- I don't know. - First of all...
I remember too, you know.
♪ That girl's stuck in your head ♪
It's not bad. I...
Oh, that's a good point. Should we get on the bus?
How could you even kiss me after you fucked her?
crack open a bottle of rose and...
Sorry, that shouldn't be in there.
Yeah, and then we'll still go get married.
Okay, Lainey. Glad we got that cleared up.
You just got to breathe. Please. Okay?
♪ I know when to stay in ♪
- Yeah. - Oh.
♪ I'm so lost in my head ♪
You know, I'm serious. You've got a strong vocabulary.
you know, sort of circling, uh, this, uh, just like fleshy gap area.
Well, let's... well, alright. Say, uh, say it for me.
Hey dude, it's me. I haven't heard from you in a while.
Read you the Polar Express before bedtime?
to a digital media provider... And you're bored already?
For the purposes of today's tutorial
- I do. - Yeah, you got it. Yeah.
- And... - Wait stop.
- Mousetrap. - Mousetrap.
♪ Lot of holes lot of cracks ♪
I thought you'd never get to this.
And this motherfucker I don't even know...
She told me to relax, and the word lasted
[Lainey moaning]
- Wait. I'm sorry, no. - You know.
♪ Just to feel ♪
It's right here on the right side.
- We don't have to... - No. No. No. It's good.
Okay, you know what, I'll even allow that.
You're gonna be okay. It's alright.
It's like life 101. Stop lying to yourself.
You know, it's just like... When do you orgasm?
I bet this sex thing is a ruse.
Okay, relax. I do this for a living.
- Alright. - It is so cold.
♪ ...smile upon you ♪♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
This is good. I'll go inside, I'm gonna get my jacket
- And romantic obsession... - Sweetie. Sweetie.
Sorry, sorry.
So, nobody wants to play with him
- So no honeymoon? - Oh, no, no.
♪ Come on ♪
Oh, my God!
- is that they're too nice to it. Okay? - Mm-hmm.
What's up, little nugget, what are you doing with the notebook?
Yeah. There you go.
- What are you doin'? Where are you going? - Sorry, sorry, yeah.
At my house?
Dude, are you really using your kid to hit on my friend?
I'm raising friendless children because of you.
[indistinct singing]
Whoa!
Oh, my God, this isn't happening. I need a tissue.
I do think it's important we make some sort of commitment to each other
On my count.
why have casual sex with me for three months?
Hey, no. We've gotta use your words. We don't do that.
That... that's... I mean you haven't had an orgasm in a year.
Yeah, I think about you like, all the time.
Are we in love with each other?
This is Elaine.
I spent a long time being bad.
That.
- That was repartee. - That's... that's exactly why I can't have you at the party.
That was fun.
or you got into med school
What? What? What did I do?
Emoji of a heart. XXX Renee.
A New York minute. I don't know... yeah, a real minute.
When have you ever had sex for 90 minutes?
That's it.
Sir, I-I can't stress enough
Do you want talk about it?
- Ooh, I wanna though. - Here.
Lainey. Jake.
'Cause that's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, it's inevitable.
Alright. I'll allow it.
This you're talking about someone inside you
I, um...
You should fuck that guy. A lot.
- I can't believe it. I mean... - You're spinning, and honestly.
I gave him $5000, remember you were so mad?
How was Paula?
- My cervix? Jesus. - Yeah, sure.
but, you know, it seemed solid.
No, listen. Listen...
when you were a little girl, so that I could've been...
You know...
I have not... I am... I would not lie to you. To him, okay?
Or B, we cut your dick off.
You two need any help?
- Give me the phone. - Lainey, Lainey! No, no.
And can I just say, we think you two
[chuckles]
Um, I-I'm fine. Where are you calling me from?
- Hear me out. I was thinking. - Mm-hmm.
as me telling an Aborigine in the Australian outback
Oh, really? Yeah, how's my situation?
- That a girl! - Okay.
He's the TA in my pre-med bio class.
♪ The music drowns you out I didn't care ♪
Of course. Yeah, I'd feel the same way.
[music continues]
So it's the black town car. It's across the street...
- Mm-hmm. - I don't know how to end it.
Why haven't we had sex yet?
Great.
♪ Kite ♪♪
is reflected in the hardball.
- You're being a dick... - Here's the thing, guys.
[screaming]
You look dynamite in a tank top. It's just... what gives?
rude to the clitoris, okay?
- See. You get it. - Oh, yeah. But I'm psychotic.
Yeah, before things got really bad, and weird.
Oh, my God.
Yes, I did once call one of my neighbors in the middle of the day