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- Jake. - Yes.
You stand to make over $5 million in the next 2 years.
You called me baby just now.
I heard he's a lady doctor now.
Are you mappy? You're mappy?
And it... kills me that you're probably gonna go to Michigan.
They want to go to brunch.
But I know what your situation is down there.
Bye.
Because I'm not an asshole.
I'm a guilty slut and he gets to be a...
Okay, everybody go out to the grass.
Then they yell at Naomi, then Naomi yells at me.
Get ready for a Classic Sam freak out!
- Just in time... - Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow, that's weird.
'Cause I'm pretty sure there's gonna be
Call Xander, tell him we're gonna be late.
Yeah, she really is.
I always thought he'd be heavier with a beard.
- Jake. - That was our thing.
I'm sorry, yeah.
- So now it's... - Yeah, it's a date. Let's go on a date.
Lainey, you've got to be kidding me!
You wanna tell me about it?
So you're getting braces, you're getting braces
- What do you mean? - I never look at you.
Jake's offering you a lot of money
But I want you to come back.
But you're gonna figure it out.
awesome night together and you just sort of...
that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful
He reminds me of us.
And Lord knows, I could use the exercise
Okay. Well, fuck the TV.
- Natural. Okay? Yeah, so tap the roof. - I know.
- So it is mutual? - The word.
- Avocado is too sexual? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
the guy you lost your virginity to perhaps.
- I love you, honey. - I love you.
♪ If you just don't blow it ♪
Come inside me. I want you to come now.
slide in there... like that, okay?
And... and young chicks don't put up with that shit
Yeah.
Want to come up?
for people who want to have a horrible, painful life...
because my therapist suggested
it doesn't mean that I'm not a sexual person. Gail.
- I really thought you were gonna fuck this up. - Me too.
Yeah, 'cause that's... 'cause that's what kids wanna do.
- Jake? - Yeah.
Uh, primatologists actually believed that... that
Who is better than my brother?
Well, I mean, it's too sexual. It's too sexual. Uh...
You know, remember like the old IBM ThinkPads?
Dinner maybe? How about brunch with my folks, you'll love them.
♪ What you want ♪
- Mm-hmm. Tell me. - Okay.
- Ugh, I miss drugs. - Why don't we do drugs?
Oh, my God.
We're not a couple bur we act like one.
[instrumental music]
Like in a second he has to make a decision.
If he texted I'd think of an excuse. I'd lie, I'd...
If you really, actually wanted monogamy
Mathew...
I mean, you know, the trick is to be a little
- Yeah, really wants to get deep, deep up in there. - Like bad.
And I... and I hardly think about Matthew. Like ever.
If you want someone to fall for you
- Hey. - What are you talking about?
I'm sorry... beep, beep, squeak, um, hello...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're a whirling dervish out there. A whirling dervish!
So is he gonna drop the charges?
Why did you do that?
Lainey, you having sex with Matthew Sobvechik
Am I allowed to leave the state?
I'm just saying, for the first time
- Oh, come on. Look, I could do this all the way to Brooklyn... - Fuck you.
Point Break Goodnight - Surf Tight
I mean, you can do so much better.
- 16 guys... - No, the same guy.
♪ Lot of crags ♪
Oh, boy, In case you might need it?
You know, so that's the dirty DJ.
[indistinct chattering on TV]
- I have not felt that free. - Seriously.
♪ Come on come on come on... ♪
Knock knock. Hey, you got a minute?
What are we doing in the middle of the street?
[groaning]
Or that's how good it is!
- Huh. - What?
Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?
- Rings? - Shit.
- Oh, yeah. Mousetrap - What the fuck is that?
- Just like this. Yeah. - Yeah.
You have lost your mind.
TTFN.
♪ I can remiss... ♪
No, it's... I mean, it's just a goddamn bird toilet anyway.
60 seconds. Sure.
Lainey, everything okay?
Right through. How's that feel, blue?
No, but maybe they are.
I appreciate you concern, Superman! Fly away.
but I do believe there are exactly 3 points we should discuss, okay?
the lines of something like...
- That's true. That's true. But what if we have... - No. No.
for people third marriages. Like, that's...
You look great.
Uh, she's Black.
- From behind. - Exactly. Because you hate your dad.
and it just... I don't know.
You thought I'd never get to this?
Oh, oh, fuck!
Alright, now, at this point you wanna start thinking about something, uh, arousing.
Yes, that is the mature, responsible thing to do, uh...
- Stellar Yelp reviews? - Yeah.
Okay, see you soon.
Oh, it's a nullification of my contract.
[laughing]
Well, I... I mean, I have until the end of the summer to decide.
Oh hell. I'm an idiot, I'm sorry, I'm a dick.
[sighs]
- Oh, Shit! - I let my son...
It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.
and sliding scale morality.
I, uh, sorta beat the shit out of him.
I think I literally sprouted...
- All set. - Hmm.
- Mm-hmm. - Alright. No, sex.
- Cool. - Now, yeah, kids.
that he's about to listen to the Beatles
We're so excited.