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that can go to Europe and use that room.
So I went to a meeting.
Sobvechik! It's like enough!
...it doesn't change what I'm doing.
Hopefully not here.
♪ I'm standing in the wind ♪
Oh, come on, Lainey.
[grunting]
- That's psychotic. - Mm. Thanks.
Oh, baby, what did you do?
[instrumental music]
I have chlamydia. Okay, I was joking!
- Just listen to it. Let me get through all of it. - I won't.
Look at me, okay? I know you love teaching.
- Do we really have to... - No, we don't.
[cellphone vibrating]
Matthew!
Madame Butterfly.
I'm not... I have not lied! I have...
- Who? - It doesn't matter...
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Matthew.
- I was thinking. - Oh, yeah?
Cigarette truck. Never mind.
Respond to that booty text I assume, right?
over there just to see if it's him?
Yeah. Obviously they get upset
- Yeah. - Bro, you're welcome. You're welcome.
...last chance to ditch med school
Well... uh, now, Jordan, uh, she's my guest.
- I don't wanna get the phone. - Okay.
- What is your excuse? - Hmm.
I'm sorry the doctor's not available right now. May I take a message?
You know... that... I mean, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, of course you love it.
Oh, my God.
either way, mazel tov.
Where are you?
She broke up with me anyway. I'm cured.
- Come here. - Excuse me.
I know. But now they have this whole sex thing.
Shit, I'm not available then. Oh, well, I tried.
I didn't end up going to med school.
Um... Ah, I mean... real minute?
Come on, that's bullshit. Not even when you masturbate?
Look, once I come to the realization that I'm with...
Are you saying I'm crack cocaine?
You know, get out of these wet clothes.
What? Well, and then she's like...
What... a weird thing to say out loud.
[instrumental music]
- Duh. - Grody.
I've been getting his second fucking servings.
So either you're stupid or deep down inside you don't want monogamy either.
I'm telling her not to have sex with you! Sorry.
What?
but I thought I was gonna be more along
My love is conditional.
Upstairs, downstairs. Right?
- I haven't. - Let me introduce you. Emma?
- It's Avocado. - No. Can't do that.
Well, you have lost your water.
real estate that could be occupied by a real option, okay?
I want you to do nothing.
♪ You're my one and only woman ♪
- No. - You don't? Okay, great.
I just... I Facebooked you because I thought...
Mm-hmm. Dr. Sobvechik will see you now.
Oh, the one you waited for 10 years. That right guy?
that was what I wanted to hear, yes?
with my best friend as I possibly can.
What?
♪ I'm oblivious oh ♪
Yeah, but that was that... that's why I... I, yeah.
Yes, um... sorry. It's Lainey. Only my father calls me Elaine.
Matthew! Hello!
Oh. What are you doing?
[grunts]
in relationships anymore.
- I'll take some. - Great.
- I'll show you, right now! - Prove it.
Uh, alright, drive safe.
Happy Hanukkah. Wherever the fuck you're into.
- Okay. - I can't take off work.
I don't think she needs to know
It's weird to look at you for this long.
Now, something's gonna happen. Let's get outta here.
Okay, yeah, so, uh, I've been seeing this girl Thea, alright?
No, I've never met anybody
Mr. Sobvechik will not be joining us.
Actually, it's, uh, it's Henry's.
Well, you can still get the phone.
Alright, this is uh... This is us.
- Huey Lewis. - No, it's Robert Palmer.
Everybody play.
Oh, that's... It is good stuff.
- Okay? - You've been playing house.
Okay? Here. Come on, sit down.
For teaching me how to love someone.
Yeah, you know, just take a night
I don't know what that whole thing
[both groaning]
I know, I... I right. I mean, and yet here I am like wanting... just now.
Maybe have a kid.
- Yeah. - That's pretty great.
Y-y-you're just gonna go?
Top shelf, bro, because we're rich as shit now.
You fucked my best friend.
I mean... just the right tinge of danger.
...putting this conversation off for a while.
Pollock. Ooh.
- Bye now. - Thank you.
I'll talk to Lainey and see what we can do.
off a powerful drug.
[laughing]
You gotta trust me.
♪ Like a kite ♪
16 times.
- Will this help? - Yeah. Ooh, that's do it then.
Okay, so you're a womanizer.
[grunts]
- Fucked up his life a little bit. - ...what it was.
Fuck me then ignore me. Nice one, Jake!
Goodnight - Surf Tight
It's like kissing with your entire body.
So, maybe... we gotta just be friends.
- Oh, good. Oh, my God, good. - What're you guys talking about?
♪ You know it's not too late... ♪
I'm just gonna say you're mappy.
She seems...
I do have HPV though
I think... I think it's a little bit weird
You guys made it, huh?
Well, we can talk about it.
Helen Keller about water and everything else is amazing.
only things that can only be perceived as sexual.
Oh, I gotta go. Chris, I'm so sorry I'm leaving.
That was not a Chris Smith gift, okay?
He's just not thinking about it the same way, you know.
You sure you don't want to come to brunch? With me and your mom?
Oh, oh, Lainey. Oh, fuck.