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But, Father, I've been an active member of this church for...
I'll... I'll do anything to talk on TV.
We just watched that one with the Iittle goofball
It's so cold. Let's cuddle together for warmth.
And Dick Van Dyke pleaded not guilty,
Holy shit, that just turned out awful. Joyce, do your thing.
Okay. 401-555-1 125.
Oh, I almost forgot. That Iittle girl is still missing.
Okay. How many ones?
Do we... We... We don't? We don't have a picture?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Lois, you were in a porno?
I mean, Iook, there's a Iion in overalls on the aluminum foil.
Boo-hoo!
And that's all for today's Channel Five News at 6:00.
Yeah, no, you're fine.
You told me I'd made the cheer squad, blindfolded me, and told me
Yes, local housewife and church organist Lois Griffin has revealed to this reporter
Four, four, zero...
you take away all their power to make you feel bad about yourself.
who's going out for drinks with a celebrity tonight.
And another reminder. When you arrive to mass,
while the curtains were billowing around them.
Okay. Yes. No problem. Give me number.
(SLURRING) Let me get at that belly.
Man, I hate calling that pizza place.
No, no, that... That's not... That's not what I'm here for.
You know, I've been coming to this church for years.