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I probably won't pursue it, but it's a viable career option.
Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe.
- Hmph. - What now?
See ya! Thorpe! Thorpe! Thorpe! Thorpe. Thorpe. Thorpe.
Mmm. Not that healthy crap his wife kept buying for their son.
Listen, any time you wanna swing by the beach house, I'll be glad to show ya...
He needs the codes. If he doesn't get 'em,
I didn't know if anybody would ever think I have what it takes again.
I quit. That man is a complete pig.
Long or dynamic?
I know. Gil's not the greatest guy, but this is important.
Are you offering me a job? Well, yeah.
Gloria, shh! Let me finish one thought.
Your little meltdown in there got me thinking.
Manny, let it go.
You've got a hundred dollars.
Can I have some time to think about it?
And yours. And yours.
A guy walks into-No.
How you doin', honey?
Lily, look who came to say hi!
For the record, I do all my own wiping.
The secret, Chuck realized, was real mayonnaise.
how to throw a tight spiral like I did at Texas Tech-booyah!
as if he had all the time in the world,
- A toothbrush. - Ooh!
It looked like syrup left over from breakfast-
Thanks. Oh, also, can I borrow this?
- Yes, I did. - No, you didn't, and I'll tell you why.
A world without houses? That's cray cray.
Sounds like we need to start at the beginning.
Does she not know that the going rate for a tooth is five at the most?