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Sit down, Mr. Cage.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Idiots! Where is the American agent?
I'm an agent as well.
Let me get your coat.
T.J.!
Check this out, on to my baby.
Kirill!
-I got something else. -What?
Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes.
We think it's a link to a Soviet bio-weapon...
Heat-seeker?
Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking PlayStation. Blow shit up!
Slap me again Imma throw you a beatin…
Silent Night only breaks down in deep water.
I live for this shit
...will get you a lot further than that camera.
You are amazing on snowboard, motorbike, everything.
Yearbook-like editing? I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!
You slap me again, I'm going to throw you a beating.
Make sure he doesn't get lonely.
How far are we?
Time to work.
There's something I didn't have the time to tell you.
X, talk to me! What are you doing?
X, what are you doing?
You're a hard guy to get ahold of.
You're not supposed to be in here.
Sova. What are you doing here, man?
...makes you a three-time loser.
You already broke me. No need to get cruel and unusual.
...or is Kiss my ass, scarface your final answer?
What's going on?
Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes up, doesn't know who he is...
This is your lucky day, Xander.
I appreciate you bringing this to our attention. My question to you is why?
You've seen the girls, the clubs, the parties.
Get all shot up for the old Stars and Stripes.
Take myself outside? I'm just--
They die for what? Politics?
Senator Hotchkiss! California state Senate!
You're a victim of your own success. Get closer to these guys.
Yeah, well what can you do?
Datura knockout darts.
The Things I'm going to do for my Firestarters
Oh, and no offense...
Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that.
Virtual Curriculum & Instruction Me in : Instructional Designer: I live for this!!!!
If you don't go back in there...
I was on my way to the bathroom.
Identity confirmed.
But after a while, their eyes glaze over...
No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf.
And you.
For instance, last night you exhibited courage, leadership...
-Never again? -I lied.
What's that, your bus pass?
This is your chance to pay your Uncle Sam...
Now, hold on a second.
Get some girls, do them all. I don't care. Go on vacation.
Keep it out of the sun. I don't want the paint to fade.
Uxixx
Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?