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As in, Fowl Fountain.
Jacques said he was part of it.
Deus ex machina.
Goodbye, dry saloon and dry fountain and dry county.
- What do we want? - To burn children!
the Baudelaires used that [scats] thing.
and burned at the stake.
♪ Happy birthday to you Hey! ♪
The murderer who murdered Count Olaf by murder
That is because it was composed of the brick and mortar of a jailhouse wall.
- The teapot? - The sugar bowl.
I don't approve of children being burned,
- No, citizens. - [caws softly]
and the best time to launch is cocktail hour.
We'd better keep smashing that very wall then.
Mmm! This is so exciting!
- Right, Klaus? - Absolutely right.
The police chief said I can come in and visit the children.
You and your funny talk, and you with your harpoon guns.
- Duncan! - [Klaus] Isadora!
Put down that harpoon gun in the name of these wonderful birds.
You won't become rich.
after gazing upon this?
We're not going with you.
Burn him, too! I'll get more kindling!
That's low, man, real low.
You're not... [sighs]
Baudelaires, where were you last night between the hours of dusk and dawn?
You were in a book club with my mothers. Read anything good lately?
You never told us what happened.
[stutters] It's my nickname for Count Olaf.
[Hector on megaphone] Do your own chores!
[mob yelling]
Where did these items come from, Hector?
It's Klaus' birthday. We're celebrating.
Oh.
It's imperative that we discuss this most mysterious murder.
[theme song playing]
♪ Look away, look away ♪
They are. But we're not murderers!
And sometimes, what seems like good news...
That is the most important rule of all.