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- Because I don't have to have sex with him. - I do.
He likes to whistle. He wanted to open the door with me.
So how bad was it on a scale from one to bad?
Oh, hey, you've got something on your nose right...
- So gross. - Yell.
Women's History Month and Christmas.
Let's talk about what happened earlier.
Only for me it was like, I...
Did you touch his whisk?
Ah, yes! The mighty, mighty Lions of Des Moines.
Turkey!
It says you need some kind of string.
- Stop. - Not cutting.
Hey, law school. Nice.
- Guys! We got a cutter here! - Calm down, pal.
All right, fine, I'll help you.
- Chicago. - Oh, land of plenty.
A pie made out of pumpkin
- At least she died doing what she loved. - She was on the toilet, Jess.
Holy God!
for I have a new friend I've met in the forest.
- No way! - Yep.
What?
- Because I'm not. - You will never hear that from me.
Happy Thanksgiving. - There's two of them.
They play every Thanksgiving because they're the most ferocious.
- Yeah, it's Mason and Charles. - Oh, baby.
"I'm Nick Miller. I'm so cool, I'll make my cool face."