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Last year, it was just me and the lunch ladies.
Henrietta, we gals sure miss you around the office.
Is that all you got, you pussy?
It'll be fun!
That's a start.
And I don't need an anniversary gift. My present is you.
It's such an important day.
Oh, don't tell me Bill's in trouble.
One day, the neighbors notice a funny smell,
You think you can just waltz in here,
then you don't deserve the name Mrs. Plast-a-Ware!
Hi. Can we make this quick?
You spend more time in that stupid truck than you do with me!
and that's when they figure out the cat's eating your face.
It's just one day, nobody's gonna miss us.
Stop it! Stop yelling!
- Throw him! - Wait, no!
Oh, he was evil.
who invented a burping bowl and became filthy stinking rich.
Greg and I have learned that the secret to a happy marriage
Champagne Chariot, not responsible for broken condoms.
Stupid dick you
Come on, we're trying to have fun!
Herschel For Werewolves I Mean Senate Not Responsible For Broken Condoms
Oh, ow.
- I can't do that. - Sure you can!
You said you had control!
Don't throw it!
You took money from me!
That wasn't us at our best, but tonight's gonna be a great night.
but that dummy was filled with people blood.
...from Southwick Elementary.
I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Hey, you guys cut school today, too?