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Luckily, Sue has invented a handy device
I am very sorry I took that money.
This is not fun.
I bust my ass six nights a week,
I thought we were a team!
But it doesn't mean we still can't have a great anniversary.
It's for Cutie Pie's birthday!
Scott, will you come in?
and it's cold out, and I'm tired from my route.
Oh, fuck me.
Well, that was uninspiring.
It's the product I need to get my company back
I may live in a mansion, but I'm still the same plain housewife
If Jimmy ever finds out...
Smokey speaking.
I never see you.
Did I put it in the wrong place?
I'm not doing this for you.
That effigy looks like your dad.
How old are you?
That's wonderful!
- Just say what you mean! - That's no fun.
You're sorry, I'm sorry.
Thanks, pal!
I've got passion!
the gall to say I don't have passion for!
Congratulations!
I sold a precious locket that my husband gave me
And I care about it because...?
Now you break something.
At this point, I'd settle for average.
Yeah. Oh, that perfume smells really...
My sensei, guys from the dojo, purple belts and above.
- Oh, you cut me with your toenail. - You told me to take my socks off.
Man, get off the goddamn phone
- Really? - Fuck no. Get a-moving, you'll be late.